"YOU ASSHOLE!"

I ran up to the man and kicked him square in the face.

"YOU MOTHER F*CKING ASSHOLE!" Me, being Vira Layton (^.^) went and kicked him where it counts. The Professor just stood back and {somehow} watched me torture the man who had killed Claire.

Earlier, Luke had panicked and ran away screaming like a little Japanese school girl.

[THAT'S NOT NICE!]

{I know, Luke, so bite me}

I reached into my pocket and pulled out a 3 foot sword and pointed it at the prime minister.

Bill shall be to one to pay.

I poked him in the stomach. He wheezed like a dying catfish.

"Damnit he's not dead yet." I stuffed the sword back into my pocket and pulled an ak47 out from under my black fedora and handed it to Professor Layton.

"Here go haz fun!" I shouted and ran away.

"?"

[that's impossible to say Vira]

{like I said, Luke BITE ME!}

I stopped at the door and stared at this peculiar moment of epic victory. He raised the gun and pulled the trigger.

I stared.

Bill Hawks, the man who killed Clive's parents and Claire was dead. Finally.

"PROFESSAH WE HAZ SUCCEDED!" I shrieked.

"I know, Vira, don't think I don't"

"OK! Oh, and if anybody asks, I did it because I can get away with anything. "

he just stared at me like I was an idiotic weirdo. Then again…

Then I died again.

The end of bill hawks life.


And the end of this random story StarsThroughTheSky suggested I write.

Kthnxbi!

~ViraLayton

(don't ASK me why i did this the way i did... i was bored...)