Jay and Silent Bob meets the DBZ Gang
Ch.1- The Prince of All Sayjins
A whirl sounded as the plane lifted off the ground. Sitting on the plane
were two well known figures named Jay and Silent Bob. From their last
adventure, they had tried to stop Hollywood from making a crappy movie
about their comicbook characters Blunt Man and Cronic. After failing to
stop it, they had recieved lots and lots of money because they owned half
of the comic.
They used their money to find and beat the shit out of those who said and
quote ' Fuck Jay and Silent Bob. Fuck them up their stupid asses!'. They
had reached the last page of the names and addresses of the stupid fucks
who had unknowingly declaired war against them. Luckly the last names were
pretty much in the same area, but some were a little farther away than
some.
"Lemme see that." Jay snatched the paper out of Silent Bob's hand as Bob sent a tiny glare at Jay. "Let's see the next motherfucker on our list.*reads the paper* Vegeta?! What kind of fucking name is that?? It's worse than your name, snoogins. And what the fuck is with the screen name? Prince_of_All_Sayjins? What the fuck is a Sayjin? WHAT THE FUCK MAN!!!! Listen to this lunchbox:
PRINCE_OF_ALL_SAYJINS message: Fuck Jay and Silent Bob! Those stupid stoner fucks are worse than the stupid baka Kakkarot. Their fucking movie's a piece of shit that I wouldn't use to wipe my princly ass with. I hope that they fucking die so that i wouldn't have to use my energy to fucking kill them myself.
FUCK YOU!!!!
"This Mutherfucker is going down!" Jay screamed.All the people in First class turned and stared at him. "What the fuck are all you staring at?" They turned away and Jay looked at Bob, "What the fuck is their problem?" Bob shrugged and put a set of head phones around his head and listened to some music as Jay read the other messages silently and then the intercom came on saying, "Welcome to Japan, Please fasten your seatbelts as we land." ********************************************
Vegeta stepped out of the gravity room and headed for the kitchen for some food. He was three steps away from the kitchen when he heard the doorbell ring. "Feh." he said ignoring the doorbell. 'Let the brat get it.' He thought. Trunks ran to the door and opened it. He peered out at two men who looked down at him. "Yeah?" "We're looking for some dude named Vegeta. Where is he?" "Who are you?" "None of your buisness twerp." "TWREP?!" " BRAT!! WHO THE HELL IS IT?" "Some idiots who wanna talk to you, dad." "Tell them to leave, I'm not home!" "He's not home." Trunks said trying to close the door but the taller one put his foot in the door. "Noway man, we demand to speak with him." Trunks sighed and called for his dad. A short man with spiky hair approched the door with a scowl on his face. "Hmmp." He said, "What the hell do you want?" "Are you Vegeta? Screen name PRINCE_OF_ALL_SAYJINS? And did you write: 'Fuck Jay and Silent Bob! Those stupid stoner fucks are worse than the stupid baka Kakkarot.Their fucking movie's a piece of shit that I wouldn't use to wipe my princly ass with. I hope that they fucking die so that i wouldn't have to use my energy to fucking kill them myself.FUCK YOU!!!!'?" Vegeta snorted and said, "Yeah and what about it?" "We're gonna kick your ass mother fucker!"
"Lemme see that." Jay snatched the paper out of Silent Bob's hand as Bob sent a tiny glare at Jay. "Let's see the next motherfucker on our list.*reads the paper* Vegeta?! What kind of fucking name is that?? It's worse than your name, snoogins. And what the fuck is with the screen name? Prince_of_All_Sayjins? What the fuck is a Sayjin? WHAT THE FUCK MAN!!!! Listen to this lunchbox:
PRINCE_OF_ALL_SAYJINS message: Fuck Jay and Silent Bob! Those stupid stoner fucks are worse than the stupid baka Kakkarot. Their fucking movie's a piece of shit that I wouldn't use to wipe my princly ass with. I hope that they fucking die so that i wouldn't have to use my energy to fucking kill them myself.
FUCK YOU!!!!
"This Mutherfucker is going down!" Jay screamed.All the people in First class turned and stared at him. "What the fuck are all you staring at?" They turned away and Jay looked at Bob, "What the fuck is their problem?" Bob shrugged and put a set of head phones around his head and listened to some music as Jay read the other messages silently and then the intercom came on saying, "Welcome to Japan, Please fasten your seatbelts as we land." ********************************************
Vegeta stepped out of the gravity room and headed for the kitchen for some food. He was three steps away from the kitchen when he heard the doorbell ring. "Feh." he said ignoring the doorbell. 'Let the brat get it.' He thought. Trunks ran to the door and opened it. He peered out at two men who looked down at him. "Yeah?" "We're looking for some dude named Vegeta. Where is he?" "Who are you?" "None of your buisness twerp." "TWREP?!" " BRAT!! WHO THE HELL IS IT?" "Some idiots who wanna talk to you, dad." "Tell them to leave, I'm not home!" "He's not home." Trunks said trying to close the door but the taller one put his foot in the door. "Noway man, we demand to speak with him." Trunks sighed and called for his dad. A short man with spiky hair approched the door with a scowl on his face. "Hmmp." He said, "What the hell do you want?" "Are you Vegeta? Screen name PRINCE_OF_ALL_SAYJINS? And did you write: 'Fuck Jay and Silent Bob! Those stupid stoner fucks are worse than the stupid baka Kakkarot.Their fucking movie's a piece of shit that I wouldn't use to wipe my princly ass with. I hope that they fucking die so that i wouldn't have to use my energy to fucking kill them myself.FUCK YOU!!!!'?" Vegeta snorted and said, "Yeah and what about it?" "We're gonna kick your ass mother fucker!"