WARNING! THIS IS YAOI, WHICH MEANS BOY X BOY, DON'T LIKE DON'T READ
Pairings: ShizuoxIzaya, TsugaruxPsyche
Rating: M for future chapters
Possible OOC-ness and grammar errors, sorry!
Please enjoy the story ^_^
Artemis does not own Durarara in any way! She just likes using the characters for her own perverted fantasies~
It finally worked! After years and years of hard work and dedication he was finally able to make it work. The small, bespectacled man bounced around happily. "Celty, my love! I told you it would work!" he sang happily through the apartment.
[Are you serious? That's amazing!] Even without a head, you could still see the obvious excitement in the dullahan.
Shinra proudly puffed his chest, "I told you, didn't I? Ha, and you didn't believe I could do it!" He then started giggling and running around his apartment, ecstatic at his own success. "Come see them Celty! They're stable now." Shinra opened the door for his love and proceeded to show her to the table where his experiment lay.
[Wow! They look just like them, but what about their personality?] The headless women inquired, though her focus never once left the table. She was completely awestruck at the fact that Shinra had managed to pull off such a feat.
"Well, everything went smoothly so they should have the same personality and thoughts." he responded, pushing up his glasses. [I guess we should invite Shizuo and Izaya over then] she typed.
"Buuut Celty! They won't appreciate the magnificence of my work!" the brunette whined. [Well they have every right to know about this! Wasn't that the original plan anyway?] the dullahan reasoned. She loved Shinra, she honestly did, but he really did act like a child sometimes. With a finally pout, he mumbled "you're right".
[Good, now I'll invite Shizuo to come to dinner tonight and you'll invite Izaya. Hopefully we will be able to explain everything before they kill each other]
"Got it" the underground doctor nodded before making his way over to the phone where he would have to make up a good enough lie to get Izaya to come over. Celty went and did the same for Shizuo. Though it was much easier for her, all she had to do was say she was making dinner and the blonde accepted right away.
At 6:30, there was a knock at their apartment door."Izaya-kun! Please come in" the doctor stepped aside, letting the infamous information broker inside.
"Ne, what's this about, Shinra-kun? You said you wanted to run some extra blood tests. I'm not sick, am I?" Izaya asked his friend/doctor in his usual cheery voice.
"Ah, I just wanted to do this as an extra precaution, you know? B-but now that you're here why don't you try some of my wife's delicious cooking!" he nervously pushed Izaya into the kitchen, where Celty had already set the table.
The informant sighed "hm, why not?" and sat down to begin eating. He knew better than to reject Celty's cooking. A few moments afterwards there was another, quite loud, knock coming from the front door. Celty quickly dashed to the door and let the visitor in. Izaya's eyes widened as he recognized the voice in the asfter, he saw the tall blonde man in a bartender suit walk in.
"Shizu-chan?" The blonde twitched as he felt the anger rise inside him at the annoying pet name he was given.
"Izayaa-kuuun" he growled menacingly. "What the hell are you doin' here!" he said while simultaneously looking around for something large and heavy to throw at the pest with the intent to kill or at least seriously maim.
"Now that's not nice, Shi~zu~chan!" he sang, "I was here first," and with that, the brunette had already taken out his signature switch blade and pointed it at the seething blonde.
"Why you little-!" Shizuo was about to pick up the dining table, hoping to throw it at the informant when a panicked Celty jumped in front of him. She expertly typed something on her PDA and showed it to the ex-bartender. [Please calm down, Shizuo. Shinra and I have something very important to tell you both.]
"I don't know how you expect me to keep calm when that damn flea is here!" he exclaimed. He was getting more furious with each passing second.
"Well, I don't know about you Shizu-chan, but I'm going to be the adult here and listen to what they have say. Wait, can your protozoan mind even handle such a complicated task? ~" teased the information broker, enjoying the reactions he was getting from the blonde. And with that the flea had managed to piss the ex-bartender off, once again. This time Shizuo had made his way to the refrigerator, and started picking it up, mumbling and cursing nonsense. At this point, Shinra and Celty knew they had to intervene or this was not going to work out.
"WILL BOTH OF YOU JUST CUT IT OUT ALREADY!" Both Shizuo and Izaya turned their heads in shock at the smaller male.
"Shizuo, put the refrigerator down and Izaya just be quiet for five minutes!" Shizuo did as he was told and looked down at the ground, a bit embarrassed. Shinra sighed and motioned for him to sit down. Izaya, on the other hand just laughed and began another of his rants.
"You can't-!" before Izaya could say anymore one of Celty's shadows had extended to cover the brunettes mouth. Then, the small doctor's usual goofy smile slipped right back into place. "Now that I have your attention, I can share my latest project with you!"
"I've been working on this for years now, ever since I found my father's research notes. He came up with the starting design and theory but he gave up on it after a few years. The design has evolved several times since then until I found the perfect one!" The excitement in his voice seemed to grow with each sentence along with the huge grin on his face. Izaya found all of this to be horribly unsettling. The doctor went on to explain to details of his project, not that anyone actually understood what he was talking about.
"-to put it simply, it's an artificial human infused with robotic parts!" Shinra stated, pride lacing his every word. He had expected the confused looks he was receiving from the pair. Now that Celty finally let Izaya speak, he said "If that's true, then it really is incredible Shinra, but what exactly does this have to do with me and
Shizu-chan?"
The underground doctor stood there awkwardly for a second before confessing "W-Well, you see, we needed someone's DNA to put into the computer and, um, we used yours." Both informant and debt collector stared at Shinra incredulously, completely dumfounded.
"So, you mean they're just like us?" Shizuo asked, still unsure of what to think.
"Pretty much, a couple physical aspects differ, but aside from that, they are basically clones. They are copies of your data, behavior and thought patterns." he explained.
"Shinra you do know this is insane, right? I mean, how is that even possible? And what this means morally is debatable as well. And most importantly, why the HELL would you want another Shizuo and me?" Izaya exclaimed, his shock still dulling his anger.
"How the fuck do they have the same thoughts as us? And when did you get our DNA?" the blonde asked, starting to get angry once again, but this time at Shinra.
"Actually, getting your DNA was quite easy considering how often you two come to me for injuries and checkups. Not to worry, all will be explained soon. Oh and I have a favor to ask of you guys as well!" Shinra continued, "But that's for later, let's do the introductions!" The doctor gleefully skipped out of the room eager to show his creations. Both Shizuo and Izaya were up now and still confused as they hesitantly followed their strange, oh so strange, friend.
The room they entered was painted white, infested with colorful cables leading to countless computers and monitors, as well as other equipment. There were also several scattered papers and charts filled with numerical nonsense only Shinra understood. In the center was a metal table. There was a dark-haired male sitting atop of the table in white attire and a larger, blonde, male stood at his side. Shinra whispered something quickly to them then turned to Shizuo and Izaya, who were still standing at the door way.
"Shizuo, Izaya, I'd like you to meet Tsugaru and Psyche!"
A/N: Hello! This is my first multi-chapter fic and it will be a credit to my one of my favorite pairings, Shizaya! This was inspired by a Durarara doujinshi I read called "Daydream Believers", you can find it on youtube if you're interested!
So, what did you guys think of the first chapter? I'm sorry if it didn't make any sense, I tried my best! If you have any questions please tell me. BTW I'm actually supposed to be doing my homework right now but instead, I'm uploading this story - I hate math ;-;
Depending on the feedback I get I will decide whether or not to actually continue this - I really love any reviews you guys can leave me and constructive criticism is always welcomed as well (please be gentle though!)
Thanks for reading! ^_^
- Artemis