Author's Note: This is my fourth episode of Epic Rap Battles Of History. This time, it's Jimmy Hopkins from Bully Vs. Freddy Krueger from the Nightmare On Elm Street series. I don't own the characters in the rap battle or the ERBOH series themselves.
I'm also well aware that in the third rap battle (Ghost Vs. Evil Flippy), I say it was my second. The reason is, I copied it from my 2nd battle (Po Vs. Rango) and didn't double-check it.
There's also a line in one of Freddy Krueger's verses that relate to a rumour of Gary Smith being the alleged 'werewolf' in the game as well.
Anyway, let's start this battle!
Epic Rap Battles of History!
Freddy Krueger …
Vs.
Jimmy Hopkins!
BEGIN!
(Jimmy Hopkins)
Everyone roll up! The king has arrived/
With a life in which you have been deprived!
I'm armed with perfection, bottle rockets & water bombs/
I've got a larger supply of weapons than Mr. Saddam's.
My rhythms are murder weapons, more juicer than Will Smith/
My game is a legend; all you are is just an urban myth.
Can't get yourself to drift off? Try counting sheep/
'Cause all your horror stories are just putting people to sleep.
(Freddy Krueger)
You can't rap against your own nightmare so why bother? /
Your mom married an old man that's old enough to be your grandfather!
I've got everything dark and negative at my fingertips/
Oh, do I see some annoyed rage emerging from your lips?
One throw of my claws and in my hand is your heart/
You change your appearance a lot but you still look like a tart!
It's your raps that bore me much like the work of Mr. Wolfe/
By the way, did you know your friend Gary Smith is a werewolf?
(Jimmy Hopkins)
There is no werewolf round here in Bullworth Academy! /
Every single one of your lines in the films contains blasphemy.
I've got an army of students of all classes by my side/
All the good grades? Ha! The teachers and prefects lied!
Why's your skin crispy? Spent too much time in a grease basin? /
Why aren't you in Elm Street? Should you be fighting Jason?
Your raps are trash! They all belong in bins/
Just give up Freddy, 'cause it's all about the Hopkins!
(Freddy Krueger)
All about the Hopkins? Ha! You'll be dead when I'm through with you/
I'm so ill, I'm an epidemic. So forget about the Swine Flu!
You fight with losers and a bunch of fat nerds/
Just listen for once Hopkins, and mark my words:
In the night, you're battling and I'm just silent/
You probably don't understand what it takes to be violent.
Your death will be so swift, no one will your screams/
So make a note, You'll begin to see me in your dreams.
Who won?
Who's next?
You decide!