The Switch. Literally:

Chapter 1: WTH! I have a penis. WTF.

I was enjoying a completely and wonderful cold day inside my apartment, I was having a dance party of one, I was drinking beer, it was my day off and it was going pretty good. Nothing important to do, and I was having a good lazy day until I realized that I was out of alcohol which I kid you not is a big deal because I am barley able to handle a single case by myself (I'm a lightweight and proud*coughsortofcough*). "Shit, I'm out. I'll have to go out in the cold to get more, or I could stay here and just be sober" I hear the wind howling, "You know what being sober ain't that bad."

So I stayed inside. Mistake Numero Uno.

I start cleaning up and putting away anything that ant's or bugs can get into, and then skedaddle into my room. I go to put on my all time favorite anime 'Fairy Tail', yes I am a fangirl and Natsu is my apparent Harry styles, or whatever kids are into these days. I started binge watching the entire anime for about 5 hours, which is -wow that is actually a long ass time- anyway I start falling asleep while rewatching the Tartaros Arc.

I didn't fall asleep, I got up turned off the T.V. and went to take a shower. Mistake Numero Dos.

After taking a long shower and having changed into my pj's -a olive green top and black shorts- I went towards my bed when I heard a crash outside of my room. I jumped slightly, and went quickly to where my phone was and picked it up along with my bokken -an exact repliica of Sakata Gintoki's from Gintama- and was about to dial 9-11, when all of a sudden I couldn't move.

I couldn't move.

Why couldn't I move?!

I fainted after struggling against whatever force rendered me immobile, I gave up.

I gave up and that was Mistake Numero Tres.

The next time I woke up I wasn't in my apartment, it was my cold lazy day anymore. i was in the middle of a forest, alone with me, myself and I, no wait, actually I have my bokken in my grip and a backpack next to me -Wait. What!- yeah I have a backpack in my left hand. I rummage through it and find a note just inside the opening flap.

Hello,

This is a note from your anonymous benefactor, I hope you enjoy my 3 gift's. First, I have de-aged you and have given you a more suitable body for this journey. Second, I have allowed you a way to learn your power and to be able to master it. Third, I have given you a power. Why? You might ask did transporting you to a place known to you as the world of 'Fairy Tail', not count as a gift, well it is because you never asked. It is because you never asked for anything you may have wished that you get this chance.

So have fun!

Goodbye forever,

Anonymous Benefactor

'Wait what?! No no no no no no no no!' I watch as the note disappear's from my hands into golden light. I scramble to my feet and take notice that I still have my pj's just that they aren't so comfortable anymore and also they're like 10 sizes too small. But so is my body.

"WHAT THE HELL!"

Bird's fly out of the tree's in surprise, probably because of my outburst, I sit back down and get into a meditation posistion. Breathe in. Breathe out. Calm Down, think.

'Okay first, look at the supplies you have, find a base, figure out what you need, maybe look for a reflective surface to see what that 'anonymous benefactor' made me look like, then find out where in Fiore I am.'

I open my eyes and gain a serious look, "okay, you may not now where you are but you weren't left out here bare back, you can do this you will not only survive, You Will Thrive!" I nod my head in conviction, "Now first what do I have on me, bokken, clothes that fit and are clean. Okay, in my backpack I have a compass, a map of Fiore -Yes, score!- weird looking money that I think are the currency here, what's the name... Oh yeah jewels. I remeber now, I actually looked up what the exchange would be so my fanfi- I mean I was curious. So 100 jewels is about $1.00 in US currency and in this wallet -I have a gamakichi wallet like Naruto- I was saving for a 'rainy day' *coughbooze&anime merchandisecoughcough* and the last time I checked I had about $3,000 in US currency so about 300,000 jewel. So I'm good for money right now, let's see what else, another change of clothes in this new bodies size my favorite army jacket, black tank-top, grey straightlegged jeans and men's boxer's okay- wait what?!, boxers no bra shit, shit shit shit...

I peak underneath my black shorts, I look back up and I can feel the blood draining from my face, "Shit. I turned into a guy. I have a fucking penis. Okay, you know what not the time right now, the sun is getting lower and i stll haven't found a place to sleep i can deal with this once I find a place to sleep, eat and buil a fucking fire." I shake my head and get focused again, 'Okay so I have another set of clothing, a map, a compass, money, a weapon, a blanket, and a manual apparently meant to introduce me to my power's -I'm actually pretty excited to open that up and see what type of magic I got- I put everything away and lift my bag onto my back. I hold onto my bokken and start looking for a place to sleep and water to drink. I try to remember what every survival text I have read said and made sure to follow it to a T, first find water, then a place to sleep, and then food.

I had been walking for an hour and it was getting slightly dark when I finally found a small river, so went next to it to see how I looked like, 'Please don't be weird make me normal looking, nothing that can seperate me from the crowd too much.' I looked at my reflection.

I saw a small boy, looking back at me.

It was me but you know, I now had a penis. 'Shit, how the hell am I gonna be able to work it.'

I took a deep breathe no longer surpised by the situation I am now in, I look down and see myself. I had a cute face with a little baby fat I had black hair, okay normal, tan skin, again normal, -this is turning out pretty good I look a run of the mill background character- at least that is until I saw my eyes, they were really pretty, sapphire green they were clear and had a nice tilt to them I liked them. I mean I would have preferred brown to something as noticeable as this but it's okay everything else about me screams, ordinary. That'll be my weapon, as it always was, let them underestimate you hide and strike fast and hard, surprise the fucker's.

"*sigh* Okay time to build a fire and get some sleep. Tomorrow I start training my 'power' and then after 6 or 7 months of training here, I'll head to the nearest town to find out how faraway I am to Magnolia."

I find a nice tree branch to sleep on -and won't that be great for my back- I look up towards the sky as I am wrapped in blanket.

'Never have I been more glad that I on't have any living relative. They would be worried sick.'

I smile a bit but it was more of a sad smile than anything, I sigh and start humming a song that my mother use to sing, I fall asleep in a few minutes.