Twilight Saga Screen Play 1: Lunch Room
(At Cullen Table)*everyone sits down*
Alice: Edward, what are you doing?
Edward: *staring at Bella* Oh, um, nothing…
Emmett: Rosalie, why are you holding an apple when you're not going to eat it?
Rosalie: I wanna be human! K?
Jasper: *stares at Alice*
Alice: *giggles* What?
Edward: *thinking* I just wanna eat her….Bella…..
Alice: *shouts and jumps out of chair* DON'T YOU DARE EDWARD CULLEN!*sits back down silently*
Jasper: *Whispers* Sorry, I didn't act fast enough…
Alice: It's ok, but Edward, don't you dare eat her! No matter how good smelling her blood may be to you.
Jasper: *laughs*
Alice: What?
Jasper: Uh, nothing, inside joke.
Edward: *now staring at Alice* I promise I won't.
Alice: I can see you changing your mind.
Edward: *murmurs* Oh cheese….But I can beat you at chess.
Alice: *sticks out tongue* So what?
Edward: I can play piano.
Alice: Grr….
Jasper: Please. Stop. Edward.
Edward: AT LEAST I'M NOT MARRIED TO A DEPRESSED VAMP!
Rosalie: You've been quiet Emmett, something up?
Emmett: Oh! Um, Nada.*smiles*
Rosalie: *murmurs* That's what they all say…
*Angela walks over to the Cullen Table*
Angela: You've been staring at Bella, something wrong?
Edward: *In a harmonic voice* Uh, no, nothing's wrong.
*Angela walks back next to Bella, looking dazed*
Emmett: Freaking Humans.
Rosalie: Only use those words at home hun!
*everyone stares*
*Jasper gives Alice a hug*
Edward: STOP MAKING ME JEALOUS!
Alice: You're still my only nice brother.
Edward: yeah true….
Emmett: Hey!
Jasper: What?
Alice: *giggles* Oh Jasper! Your crest is shining!
Jasper: Your crest isn't straight.*fixes then kisses her*
*Bella walks over*
Emmett: *murmurs* Who invited the mortal?
Bella: Hi! Why were you staring at me?
Edward: I was staring at your neighbor.
Bella: Ok, um, so, yeah, …….bye.*leaves*
Alice: She seems perfect for you!
Edward: I don't think so.
Alice: You must be joking.
Edward: I'm serious, Alice.
Jasper:Pie!
*Bell rings, everyone gets up and leaves.*
. That was a random one. It's twilight with a twist. I'm mostly focusing on Jasper and Alice's relationship so that will come 2 coming soon! Please review!