(The author's in the recording studio with Jerome, Meg, and Kenji in the booth.)

Yoshi3000: And go.

Jerome: The following is a fanfiction. Dragon Ball, Dragon Ball Z, Dragon Ball GT, and Dragon Ball Super are all owned by Funimation, Toei Animation, Shueisha, and Akira Toriyama. Please support the official release.

Meg: Family Guy and its characters are owned by Seth McFarlene who needs a long vacation away from Family Guy.

(Brian is not amused)

Kenji: And the concepts, characters, so forth belong to their respective. Don't forgot to thank Monkeycheese for letting Molly, Dana, and Evey D join our story.

Yoshi3000: I also want to apologize in advance. Until the new Kenji and Jōshō stories are done, Within the Geist, the Maelstrom of Stardew, and Send in the Miis are going under a hiatus. Technically, Steven Universe Blackthorned might be under hiatus too considering, but we'll see. On with the story. One thing, this story and the new Jōshō story take place around the same time.


Not Another High School Fanfiction!

Kenji Arc 4

Chapter 1: Setup the Plot in Less Than 5k Words


(A/N: This is the fourth entry in the Kenji Arc which spans over multiple fandoms. To fully get the context, read the following: Rise Above and Beyond, Looking Through Glasses of Grey, and Within the Twilight. (Along with chapter 33 of Steven Universe Blackthorned) Allow me to give you a recap anyway: 10th Level Reality Warper: Kenji Victoria Blackthorn has done it assembling his crew after his romps through his adventures so far: his now fiancée and second in the command, Megan Griffin; the smart gadget kid, Stewart Griffin; the sharpshooting sniper, Brian Griffin; the sexy scout, Lana Lockheart; the camp whore, Jillian Wilcox; the son of the Kyubi, Jerome Jase; Jerome's three-wife harem, Molly Micher, Evey D Robert, and Dana Angel. Together they formed the Outsiders piloting the badass ship, the Black WarpSpark. After learning of his older brother's increased powers thanks to Metsu Emeralds and Ryker's own training, Kenji has decided to head to the Dragon Worlds to gain an increase of strength. However, there's a complication….


"I have to what?!" Kenji yelled at Old Kai. "You're bullshitting me!"

Kenji towered after the old man. At 19 now, Kenji looked a little different in his clothing choices. The Sayian/Endurion hybrid now stood at the height Ryker used to be at still having his mocha skin and gray eyes. His hair still in the same style abeit a tad longer. He now wore purple and black camo pants, a pair of dark purple sneakers with black linings, a black tank top with the insignia for his family on it, a pair of googles slid up over his head, a black belt with a sliver circular buckle, and his BlackTab clipped to the right side. A year as a team has led to changes to their appearances.

Megan was a tad more athletic due to her adventures with Kenji. She matched him in height. She wore dog tags around her, has a very prominent undercut in her short hair (think ala Cassie Cage), and has a helix piercing shown on her upper ears. Her right arm was still tattooed. She wore a light gray sleeveless tank top under an open pale pink button-up shirt with black stripes), blue trousers and white sandals. She had a device on her left, sports tape wrapping around her knuckles, and no longer needed to wear glasses.

Stewie Griffin had also grown over the year using warper powers and his scientific mind to age his body faster. He could get as far as eleven years of age. He now tore at four feet seven still having his football head. He wore a plain red shirt, yellow slacks, white sneakers and a lab coat.

Brian virtually looked the same as he always did only wearing a look akin to a desperado.

Jillian had not changed much in physical appearance but wore different clothes. A opened black leather, aqua blue sports bra, tanned yoga pants, and her trademark sandals.

Lana Lockheart had changed little in physical appearance either only being slightly more toned. Her hair was much longer, going down to the base of her spine, and done up in a huge ponytail. She now seen wearing an armoured wine red skirt suit with black stockings and black high heels. Her nails are short, and painted pink. She also wears rose colored lipstick instead of red. She now had a black trenchcoat draped off her shoulders.

Jerome Jase was still as his same height of 6'1" look liked a lot more toned. He also had his fox ears and tails on full display. He wore a brunt crimson hakama, black ninja sandals, a fishnet shirt under a crimson kimono top tattered at the sides, and an orange sash around the waist. Jerome now carried his katana on his side like most swordsman.

Molly Jase (formerly Micher) was still the same at 5'2" and 160lbs, however she was much combat capable. Her hair was still long and blonde but with a bit of an undercut. She wore a forehead protector with the kanji for Fox on the center, a pale blue vest somewhat similar to a flak jacket, and crimson fox camo patterned pants and scarf. She had pouches for kunais on her sides. (She's 19 now)

Dana Jase (formerly Angel) also stood at the same height of 4'9" and weighed at 125lbs. She was a tad on amazonic side thanks to her training. Her hair still in her favorite purple in the punk style and her skin still had the pale tone to it. She wore a crimson high-collared blouse with a skull motif exposing her midriff and matching apron skirt with combat boots. She wore mesh armour on her thighs, elbows and knees. She also has stud earrings and a tattoo of a chibi fox on her lower stomach. (She's 19 now)

Lastly, Evey D Jase (formerly Robert) still stood at 5'4'' and weighed 151lbs. No longer using drugs, she stood upright and had her sharp wits on her. She dressed rather simple. A green shirt, black fingerless gloves, blue trousers, crimson jacket, and black sneakers. (She's 21 now)

A year had improved them all and they weren't in the mood of any shit. Which is why they were all pissed at Old Kai. Kenji and the team arrived at one of the many Dragon Worlds where Gohan's high school life is more focused and thus more time to muck around. Kenji had gotten to the Z Sword on the Scared World of the Kais freed Old Kai. Kenji asked for his and his teams' powers to be unlocked, but the withered Kai had other plans. He made a deal. This version of Old Kai was a warper as well and he had a deal for them.

Survive three weeks of going to high school with Gohan and company. Jillian was the only one to say okay like the brain dead moron she was.

"Damn it, I don't want to go back to school!" Kenji raged. "But I don't want to have scour the Dragon Worlds. Time Patrollers make it too risky. So fine we'll do it."

In the end, it was agreed that Kenji, Meg, Jerome, Dana, and Jillian would go to the school with Lana going in as a teacher. Stewie, Brian, Evey D, and Molly stayed on the ship which was parked on said scared planet.

"Good luck." Old Kai said. "I'll be watching!"

Kenji flipped him off before the group teleported out to Earth, specifically Satan City. Why did Old Kai do this? Well, he happened to be a fan of fanfiction, specifically Gohan torture stories. And he didn't restrict Kenji and his friends from using their powers. He wanted to see what could result and he sat watching near the crystal ball to watch.

"You're a real asshole." Evey D said glaring at him.

Old Kai laughed it up as he telepathically connected with Dende to let him in on what's going on. Dende had a sick smile on his face and told Mr. Popo to bring the Pina Coladas! It was time! Gohan won't know what hit him until it was too late. Didn't help that Dende's meta as well. Poor Gohan….


(A/N: This was short on purpose being a simple setup for the plot and show it's rather meta. I also wanted to describe the updated looks for them all. Monkeycheese had released several profiles for his characters making it easier to update my versions of them. Either way, what madness does Gohan and Videl have to deal with? Find out in Not Another High School Fic!)