The Looking Glass Wars Song Collection
Song #1: Pokerface
Sung by Redd Heart ft. The Cat, Jack of Diamonds, King Arch and the Card soldiers as the background singers.
Background Singers: Mum mum mum mah … (x5)
Redd: I wanna kill them like I did in the War, please.
Hold 'em and behead 'em, I deserve to be the Queen! (I love it!)
Gather a whole army; kill the King and Queen to start,
And when my niece is dead, I'll be the last remaining Heart!
Oh, ohoh, oh oh, ohhhhohoh,
I'll hit them hard, show them what I got.
Oh, ohoh, oh oh, ohhhhohoh,
I'll hit them hard, show them what I got.
Can't beat my, can't beat my, no they can't beat my
Pokerface!
Background Singers: She's evil like nobody.
Redd: Can't beat my, can't beat my, no they can't beat my
Pokerface!
Background Singers: She's evil like nobody.
Redd: P-p-p-pokerface, p-p-pokerface!
Background singers: Mum mum mum mah … (x2)
I wanna wear the crown, the Red Queen I will be.
A little beheading is fun when you're with me! (I love it!)
Don't be dumb to hide from me or even try to run,
'Cause I will find you with my Eye, so wouldn't that be fun, hun?
Oh, ohoh, oh oh, ohhhhohoh,
I'll hit them hard, show them what I got.
Oh, ohoh, oh oh, ohhhhohoh,
I'll hit them hard, show them what I got.
Can't beat my, can't beat my, no they can't beat my
Pokerface!
Background Singers: She's evil like nobody.
Redd: Can't beat my, can't beat my, no they can't beat my
Pokerface!
Background Singers: She's evil like nobody.
Redd: P-p-p-pokerface, p-p-pokerface!
Background singers: Mum mum mum mah … (x2)
I will kill them, no "I love thems",
Kiss or hug thems, I'm not bluffin',
Cards are shufflin'!
If you're lying, you'll be begging for your life and crying!
There's no one out there who can stop us,
I'll be the Queen of Wondertropolis,
No promises, promises,
Dealt this hand, see, I'm marvellous!
Can't beat my, can't beat my, no they can't beat my
Pokerface!
Background Singers: She's evil like nobody.
Redd: Can't beat my, can't beat my, no they can't beat my
Pokerface!
Background Singers: She's evil like nobody. (x3)
Redd: P-p-p-pokerface, p-p-pokerface!
Background singers: Mum mum mum mah … (x3)
So, whaddaya think? :) It's random, I know, but I thought of this while listening to songs on the computer. Many of the songs reminded me of the LGW characters, Pokerface being an example. :D So, should I continue with this? If so, please tell (as well as point out some mistakes). :)
Next: A duet … by The Cat and Dodge Anders?!
Reviews and song requests are welcome! :)
Seeya! ;)