Screen Names:
Pure-innocence= Renesmee
I-mess-with-emotions=Jasper
Pixie-shopaholic= Alice
Big-bad-bear=Emmett
Blonde-and-beautiful= Rosalie
Overprotective-mind-reader=Edward
Outta-my-head=Bella
Dr. Hotty- Carlisle
Mama-duck- Esme
*Pure-innocence has logged on
*I-mess-with-emotions has logged on
* Pixie-shopaholic has logged on
* Big-bad-bear has logged on
* Blonde-and-beautiful has logged on
* Overprotective-mind-reader has logged on
* Outta-my-head has logged on
I-mess-with-emotions: Welcome to Jasper's help line. Please confess your deepest fears and wants. No Smoking, No Loitering, and please begin.
Pixie-shopaholic: your introductions suck. Anyway, I wish that I had a friend who liked to shop as much as I do.
Outta-my-head: that's not humanly possible.
Pixie-shopaholic: what about vampirely possible?
Outta-my-head: get a life.
Pixie-shopaholic: EXCUSE ME?!?!?!
I-mess-with-emotions: Girls, calmmmmmmmm.
Pixie-shopaholic: shut up Jasper!!!!!!! AT LEAST I DON'T TREAT MY NIECE LIKE A BABY!!!!!!
Outta-my-head: I am sooooooooo dying your clothes orange.
I-mess-with-emotions: alright, NEXT.
Overprotective-mind-reader: I wish my baby wouldn't grow up.
Outta-my-head: Awwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww.
I-mess-with-emotions: Would you deny your daughter the chance to "be" with Jacob? To have children of her own? To marry her one love?
Overprotective-mind-reader: HER ONE LOVE IS A MUTT!!!
I-mess-with-emotions: oops.
Overprotective-mind-reader: I WILL KILL YOU.
I-mess-with-emotions: please refrain from doing so until after this session.
Blonde-and-beautiful: I wish I could have a baby.
Big-bad-bear: Sorry hun. Let's try again tonight.
Blonde-and-beautiful: we haven't gone a day without trying!
Big-bad-bear: Maybe it's just me. You should try with...Jasper.
Pixie-shopaholic: OH, NO YOU DIDN'T!!!!!
Blonde-and-beautiful: if it's just you, why isn't Alice pregnant?
Big-bad-bear: It's called protection.
*Pixie-shopaholic has logged off
Big-bad-bear: I was joking!! AAAAAAAHHHHHH!!!!!! Rose....I...love...you....goodbye.
I-mess-with-emotions: WOW!!! Mega-murderous feelings!!!!!!! NEXT!!!!!
Outta-my-head: My life is perfect!!!!!!!
Blonde-and-beautiful: don't rub it in.
Pure-innocence: Guys, did you not notice that I'm logged on?
I-mess-with-emotions: OMG!!!!!! Not for children under 13- you're 3!!!!!!!!!!!!
Overprotective-mind-reader: Nessie, we know you probably did not understand what was said about Alice and Jasper, so let me explain...
Pure-innocence: Dad, Emmett told me, like, 3 ½ years ago.
Overprotective-mind-reader: you weren't alive 3 ½ years ago.
Pure-innocence: Don't you remember? I can remember since I was inside Momma's stomach.
Overprotective-mind-reader: I WILL KILL HIMMMMM!!!
Pixie-shopaholic: sorry, i beat you to it.