(Set before he breaks the elder wand and in this one he keeps the resurrection stone.)
-Harry's POV-
"Well I'm gay." I've been saying it to myself for the last half hour hoping it would sink in but it hasn't. Maybe I'm not… Maybe I'm bi. Or maybe I'm just a little bitch who wants attention. It has been about a month since I vanquished Voldemort and no one has even tried to kill me. Not even Draco surprisingly. Maybe it's a ploy to lull me into a false sense of security. Wait now I'm being paranoid. Or am I. "Harry! Are you gonna come eat?! Apparently Ron was still hungry. Wait a minute where are my manners? I'm Harry, Harry Potter. You know the boy who lived. Well twice really and both by that pathetic excuse of a wizard Voldemort.
"Harry!" "I'm coming Ron! Don't get your knickers in a twist!" That saying really pissed Ron off. "I'm not wearing knickers." He exclaims when I casually stroll into the Gryffindor common room. "I am actually wearing a nice pair of comfortable star wars trunks so there." He said as he poked his tongue out. God he was adorable. I thought to myself. That fiery red hair, the way he wiggled his bottom every time I was behind him. It was torture knowing he was dating Hermione. "Harry…" Something drew me out of my trance. "Can we go? Please?" "Yes Ron. We can go."
-Ron's POV-
OMG! Why is he so cute when he' out of it? Maybe I should get us going but I can't stop looking at the growing bulge in his pants. God why can't he be gay? "Harry…" He looked horrified when I said his name "Can we go? Please?" "Yes Ron. We can go." Finally. I mean really. He stays up in his room for half an hour doing god knows what and is making us late. It's like he doesn't even want to receive an award for ridding this world of you know who.
-Harry's POV-
Why oh why does everyone have to look at me? I'm getting sick of it. Yes I killed someone, yes I was a horcrux. SO WHAT?! You know what fuck this. "Harry Potter can you please say a few words regarding this endeavour." Mrs McGonagall was ecstatic. "Yes professor," I started "this was a pile of bullshit. None of you came to find us when we needed the help you just decided to stay under Snapes control. So fuck you," I said while giving the teachers the middle finger, "and fuck all of you two!" While giving the students the middle finger. Just for good measure I came out from behind the podium, pulled my pants down and mooned them all. "You know what screw it. There may be no Lord Voldemort but I'm here now!" Pulling out the cloak, wand and resurrection stone I exclaimed "I am Harry Potter! I am the Master of Death!" I then apparated to the one place I knew I would be safe…
Oops cliffhanger... Sorry but the new one will be updated soon any feedback would be LOVELY. Hugs and kisses.