Alright, this is just a little blip of a dream I had last night, which had Sephiroth from FFVII in it. ^^;; I thought I might share it with you, even though it's pretty odd, even for one of my dreams. It's just a little synopsis, but I think FFVII players will find it amusing. ^^;; Sephy and FF belong to Squaresoft, don't think I'd snitch them for something this ridiculous! Onward..

Sephy And The Choo-choo Train 2/26/2002

By Mallory York

There were two boys who had apparently ran away from home, and wanted to find jobs and make their own living. They were both about twelve, and one of them, while riding a train, persuaded the engineer to let him try driving the vehicle. The boy didn't really have a second clue about how to drive a train, but just messed around with the controls, and somehow miraculously kept them on track. In fact, the owner of the train noticed how much smoother they were driving, went to investigate, and, upon learning of the boy's little driving lesson, hired him to drive the train!

The boy worked for this man for four years, becoming well-known for the smooth, comfortable rides, and especially for how well he handled the forks in the track (though how he could in the first place, as the people at the forks change their path, is beyond me). One day, when this boy was sixteen, he and his friend—who had hung around the train, riding on it whenever his friend did and helping him secretly with things that required conscious thought—were cruising along.

He was driving, his buddy watching the scenery, when they saw, far out in the distance and across the map of their train's track (which looked remarkably like my little brother's toy train's track, btw), a huge, silver-haired man. I immediately recognized this man to be Sephiroth of Final Fantasy VII, a game for the Sony Playstation, but the two friends only saw that Sephy was in the process of smashing the huge castle/city on the other side of the train track's boundary.

Humorously enough, as Sephy stomped on a bridge spanning a lava pit near the castle, I saw little white numbers appearing and then fading over the object being destroyed, listing how much hit points or 'hp' they had lost from each hit. This is a role-playing, Final Fantasy VII thing, and so I find it funny that both Sephy and HP were incorporated into this story somehow. Anyway, the friends knew that they had to do something soon, or Sephy would destroy the castle/town, which was the biggest, most important city in the boundaries of the train's tracks.

The second friend, being the brainier of the two, decided that Sephy would expect them to be afraid of his huge size and smashing power, and take the left-hand turn down and away from the place the giant man was demolishing. With this thought in mind, he told his train-driving friend to take the upper, right-hand turn and head straight along the one remaining track that led to Sephy. Sephy wasn't paying attention, having far too much fun smashing and demolishing the town, and so didn't see them coming.

As the train came barreling along the track, Sephy turned his back on them and crouched to rip away the remains of the bridge over the lava pit. The train came cruising right over and hit him right in the backside, knocking him into the lava pit he was near. The two friends had apparently saved the day, and ended up being commended and becoming the heroes of the castle/town that they had prevented Sephy from smashing. ^^;; What an odd dream, ne? I mean, my dreams are weird, but this is pretty weird even for one of them..and that should say something!