This is random. I was joking around with someone and they thought it would be funny so it is being posted.
Enjoy! Or don't and George W. Bush comes back in 2012! Mwahahaha! Ahem! On with the randomness.
"The house is on fire!" "You'll do anything for attention won't you?" Robin having heard something similar countless times continued to lounge in the sun and ignore the delirious cries of the resident shape shifter.
"No really Robin there's flames coming from the tower!" Robin heaved a sigh and craned his neck back casually upward only to have his eyes bug out before clambering to his feet. "Beast Boy there are flames coming from the comm room!" "I told you! But did you listen to me? NOOOOOooooooo."
"Nevermind! Titans-!" "Robin it's just us! Let's just go!" Robin hunched down and pouted as he tromped up to the tower and into the comm room only to choke on a large amount of acrid smoke.
"Cough. Cough. Is there anyone in here?" Shortly following that question the sprinklers went off and the fans started pumping the foul air out of the room.
"Whoever started this is doing extra training until they die." Robin said this without a trace of humor, but it was hard to take him seriously when his head looked like a dead bush.
"Sorry Robin. The waffle maker got in a fight with the blue fuzz in the fridge and...well..." Robin felt a sweat drop join the water droplets dripping down the side of his head as he muttered about his ruined sun bathing.
"See Robin! Just because something goes wrong doesn't mean it's my fault!" "Duly noted Beast Boy." This was ground out through clenched teeth. "Starfire!"
Shoom! "Yes Robin?" "I-" Robin opened his eyes just as he was about to deliver his ultimatum and felt his cheeks burn as he realized the love of his life was wearing nothing but a towel having just finished with her shower. "Um Star?" Starfire smiled sweetly. "Yes Robin?" Robin cleared his throat loudly. "Shouldn't you get dressed?"
Only then did Starfire look down turn as red as a sunburned lobster and zip away and back again. "Ahem. What was it Robin?" Robin puffed out his chest and stated in a regal voice. "Let it be known that the blue fuzz is to either be destroyed or given to Slade by this time tomorrow so we can avoid further incidents like this." And here he gestured to the charred and soot covered common room.
"So you have said, so it shall be!" So it was that the next day Slade opened his fridge and found himself fighting for his life inside an amorphous blue blob.
And if you were close enough to hear you could just make out a muffled roar of, "TITANS!"
So yes, I'm thinking one more chapter and then the next thing that comes out is a new chapter of Without My Mask. Later!