This is a lot of things which Primeval has taught us during series 1,2 & 3. So far I have only thought of 100 but if you can think of any more then please review or if you don't get one please asked me
Disclaimer: Sadly Primeval isn't mine. Anyway if it was I would be writing here know would I ;)
Lessons learned from Primeval
Don't give cute, loveable nerds a gun
If I gun is aimed at you DUCK don't taunt the person holding it
Professors can be trusted with samurai swords
Don't try to arm a professor with a gun, he'll just want a torch instead
Always trust lizards, they are a good judge of character
Always check that you have all your things when someone bumps into you
When someone has been time travelling for several years, don't trust them
When Jenny/Claudia tells you to do something, do it
Anything can be used as a weapon
Be scared of Abby she can beat you with any weapon, or even none
If you need to run, do it in style (note a sports car works well)
Don't try to think that you used to be someone else, you will get a headache
Don't think that just because an Anomaly is locked it is safe, remotes can be knocked
Connor can be persuasive
This is how he got his own army
'Next time I say take the stairs take the stair' not the lift
Cutter is always right
Unless it is about women he is
Only small loveable dinosaurs make good house pets
But if a madman is after you a mammoth works better
Never enter a old/haunted house on your own
It is possible to fly a helicopter with only two lessons
But if you try you must be stupid
Despite what everyone says Connor isn't always right
There is more than just small bugs in the Silurian era
The past exists
Nowadays the past has a nasty habit of coming back
Black soldiers outfits can make most better than ones in kaki's
If you think everything is dead, check they are and if they are all there
Times fluid
When running away it isn't a good idea to cut yourself
A Velociraptor looks amazing
Trust Helen as far as you can throw a Stegosaurus
If you want to know what a Velociraptor is like remember Christine Johnson is one only she is better dressed
When something weird happens which is unexplainable, it's usually Helen's fault
Even if you are finished with the past it doesn't mean it is finished with you
Even if it is your last wish it doesn't mean that Abby and Connor will stay out of trouble
When setting of a stun grenade don't start speaking and taking your figures out of your ears to say you need to be further away, it'll make it worse
People who look like half-wits can have good brains
Even in times of Armageddon Lester will still have a sarcastic comment
When you might not see someone again it's okay to ignore professionalism
Despite threats Rex has not been extinct twice yet
There's no point doing things you've seen on ER if you don't know what you are looking for
A professor can have a gun if they are in a specialised field
Telling Helen she is not as smart as you though assures death
Connor Temple is not a building but a name
Connor is not Dr Doolittle despite what Becker says
Becker does not like to be called Action Man
Don't trust Cutter when he has a mischievous glint in his eyes – or no look in his eyes
Don't bother trying to think outside the box because even if you do something else will happen
'Taylor ain't baggage'
Not everything can be looked up in a big book of dinosaurs
When there is 'No ball games' signs someone has to hit it with a ball
When Cutter says to ask him anything, asking him if he still loves Helen does not count as anything
If something is a human-turned-monster, ask it nicely before you grill it
Abby can do the 'girl thing'
All brilliant men are a bit unusual – even Lester despite what he says
Just because something is beautiful doesn't mean it's friendly
When you give Becker sunglasses and a big gun he looks different
Helen killing Christine by shooting her in the ARC breaks all Health and Safety issues
When you are a soldier being told not to kill it makes you feel like a 'bloody social worker'
Risk-taking is a skill – Danny has it
Becker does not like to be called Soldier-Boy
Surprisingly Helen's human
If you can't take order's you'll fit in, in the ARC
Cutter is an obsessive scientist who ends up holding his workers 'hostage'
Helen has a 'taste for the melodramatic'
Seeing dead cows in trees means the day is getting interesting
'That's the problem with heroic gestures. Succeed, and you look wonderful. Fail, and all you do is leave the bloody mess for everyone to clear up.'
You can't kidnap someone who doesn't exist
Danny acts like a four year old and has tantrums
Mammals are in favor of cheating
Cutter owns the copyright of maverick
Flame throwers do not make good weapons all the time
Neither do torches
An anomaly will appear at the worst time possible
Bombs are Helen's style
Raptors are dangerous despite what Danny says
Anomalies and there creatures are always dangerous – even Dodo's they can carry parasites
Think happy thoughts especially when in the past
Don't give up on anything especially friends
Don't let Danny drives, he drives like a maniac
But if you are trying to get away he's brilliant
When you dump someone by text it causes a whole load of problems
Jenny can be trusted with a gun
But she cannot be trusted with a sword
Don't deny that you said 'I love you' when you did
Never forget those who have left
Stealing your roommates – who you love and told her then denied it – is not a good way to get back in her good books
You can't trust Helen even if you are evil too
Connor is not a turkey
Dinosaur bones make good golf clubs
'sexual harassment is a serious disciplinary offense in the civil service'
Electricity makes a good weapon
Anomalies mess up the brain
We (or other animals) may evolve into super bats
Don't ever assume you are safe
Brothers of someone who will be/is in the team and anomalies do not make a good mix
A creature called a Giganotosaurus (G-Rex) which is bigger than a T-Rex
Cutter has never heard of the saying don't mix work and pleasure