"I know what you are," I bragged, hoping that it came out as a threat but instead; it came out as a squeak. I didn't want to turn around and face him. I sucked in my breath and tried to keep cool by recalling mitosis. Unfortunately, nothing wanted to enter my mind.

"Then say it," He ordered softly. "Out loud."

I knew it. I should have kept my unnaturally, big, fat, mouth shut. I decided to stay silent. I felt an asthma attack coming… Damn it…

"Say it!" He snapped.

If you say so… I whirled around and said in a loud clear voice, "BigFoot!"

And then I blinked… and he was gone…

End.