John Cena stood over Scorpion's beaten body.
Grabbing him by the wrist, he glared down at his weathered opponent.
"I brush yo mouf like Colgate." With those words, he heaved Scorpion onto his shoulders, then sent him crashing into the ground with a mighty Attitude Adjustment.
The words filled the arena.
"FATALITY."
Shao Kahn, impressed with Cena's fighting ability, stands up from his throne and congratulates him.
"You are worthy of joining my ranks as one of my personal henchman." Shao Kahn gestures to Motaro, Goro, and Kintaro, who grunt in a futile attempt to intimidate the Earthrealmer.
With a phony, but marketable smile, John Cena simply shakes his head and denies the Outworld Emperor's offer.
The Emperor was less than pleased to hear his offer be rejected. He ordered Motaro, Kintaro, and Goro to kill John Cena. But the attack proved ruinous. After 12 years of wrestling experience, he had seen it all. He ducked the Shokan's clotheslines and shoulder blocked Motaro into a conveniently placed spike pit because Deus Ex Machinas exist for a reason.
Goro and Kintaro charge again, barely missing Cena by mere inches. The 15 time World Champion rushes the two Shokan and shoulder blocks both of them simultaneously, grounding them to the floor. The duo immediately sprung back onto their feet and once again try to floor Cena. Cena slides under Goro and picks him by the waist and delivers a brutal sidewalk slam. As Goro is left in agony, Kintaro roars and jumps into the air, with the intent of landing and crushing John Cena beneath his feet.
John Cena's eyes glimmer as he springs into the air and catches Kintaro by the waist and sidewalk slams the tiger mutated Shokan from 100 feet in the air.
When the dust settles, Shao Kahn is in awe, angered to see John Cena standing tall over the two Shokan.
"I'm stormin' on you chumps like I'm thunder and lightnin'."
Cena bends over the dazed four-armed henchmen and waves his hands in front of his face. "You can't see me." He hops into the air and drives his fist into each of their faces. The force behind the fist drops brings Goro and Kintaro onto their feet and into a groggy stance. Reminiscent of a past Wrestlemania when he carried Edge and Big Show onto his shoulders, he grabbed both Goro's and Kintaro's lower left arms in one hand and hefted both of them above his head. He staggers towards a conveniently places cliffside and looks over, his shining white teeth twinkling amid the dark Outworld atmosphere.
"I brush yo mouth like Colgate," he says as he heaves them over his shoulders and sends them falling to their deaths.
Shao Kahn was now furious. He want John Cena's head on a pike for his defiance. The hulking emperor removes his cape and steps down from his throne to face the face of WWE himself. Using his skills in dark magic, Shao Kahn conjures his war hammer and hurls it towards Cena. Cena effortlessly deflects it with his wristband that you can buy for a modest price on the WWE Shop.
"Your time is up, my time is now." Cena rushes and sidesteps a haymaker thrown by Shao Kahn. He grabs the emperor by his britches and sidewalks slams him into the pavement. Cena drags the Outworld emperor's limp body and picks him up into a fireman's carry. As he steps onto the seat of Shao Kahn's throne, Cena recites, "I drop yo whole clan,
lay yo ass down for the three second tan."
Cena leaps into the air while bringing Shao Kahn over his shoulders. The force of the Attitude Adjustment shatters Shao Kahn's neck and spine, bringing the bout to KO, and burying the now former emperor of Outworld.