Heyy guys so heres the gang again back with one of their funny mishaps. Dont worry I will update my other stories soon! Still dont own Transformers except Soph who is obviously in this :) Anyway onward!
It was just one of those innocent questions that ended up starting world war three between a certain couple, said couple were now having to be kept separate so they didn't harm eachother, at least until they calmed down.
Jazz pondered back over the last half an hour and wondered how the subject had even been brought up.
30 Minutes Earlier
Soph, Sides, Jazz, Sunny, Bluey, Lennox and Epps had innocently been sat outside not doing a lot but hey they were allowed to chill sometimes.
Anyway Miles had come bounding out of one of the hangers, being one of the rare occasions that he wasn't joined to the hip with Sam, he was lonely and was simply curious about if they did or not.
"Hey guys" he yelled over to them the bots looked down to make sure they wouldn't lean on him if he came near their hands as they were leant back on their servos, while the two men waved him over.
"What up Miles?" Lennox looked questioningly at his best friends attempt at copying the Pontiac twins gangster language, Epps just shrugged and high fived the twins who were slightly impressed.
"I was just wondering..." he started looking up at the Cybertronians who looked back with interest "if they had crushes?" the bots looked confused by this so Lennox explained for their benefit and his sanity.
"Basically even though your say married or in a relationship, it's an unwritten rule that your allowed to have a crush on someone of the same gender as you are... like mines Josh Duhamel and Epps's Tyrese Gibson"
"No it ain't!"
"Then why have you got a massive poster of him in your room?" that shut Epps up, Lennox looked up to see if the bots understood "But... you're not allowed to say your partner so Jazz can't say Prowl" the bots nodded understanding.
"So would ah 'ave ta say two then?" Soph asked due to being half and half confused her sometimes.
"Yep so will you guys tell us yours then" Miles answered as the bots shared a look and nodded.
"Cool umm... Jazz you can go first." Epps said getting over his sulk
"Well mine would 'ave ta be Darius Mccrary" Jazz stated proudly.
"No' bad meh go!" Soph thought for a moment "Jazz's lil ninja 'nd Jolt" Sideswipe whipped round at her.
"Jolt really?"
"Yeperz ah can' say ya can ah dumbaft!"
"Don't call me dumbaft!"
"Shu' up et's your go" the couple bickered; everyone shared a look as Sides glared at the ninja who ignored him.
"Fine then mines Bill Mitchell" the silver frontliner said smugly looking at his partner who was currently googling it, Sideswipes optics darken and it became apparent that the pair were arguing again especially when Soph smashed Sides one in the helm.
"Um... yeah Sunny ya go" the saboteur stated as he watched his sister hit her mate again.
"Mine would have to be Corey Burton" Sunny replied after thinking hard about it for a moment.
"Cool Bluey your go" Miles cheered, the youngest Datsun looked around wide eyed before thinking.
"Mine is you Jazz" he said quietly, everyone looked at the young Praxian.
Even Sunstreaker looked surprised, Bluey looked up at his golden partner "You're not mad are you?" he asked and vented in relief when Sunny shook his head and gave him a hug which the young bot gladly excepted.
Jazz seemed to be on the verge of pulling a Prowl but when Soph gave him a back handed wack he can to and was quite pleased he had a follower "Well atleas' ah 'ave a back up option if Prowler goes!" Bluestreak smiled nervously as Sunstreaker glared at him and the saboteur held his servos up in defence.
"See why can' ya be like 'im! Man ah bonded da wrong twin" Soph huffed as Sides glared at her and growled while she retaliated by sticking her glossa at him.
While the pair argued again, Jazz and Sunny face planted as suddenly two wrenches collided with the back of the mate's helms causing them to stop mid sentence to rub the dents they now sported.
"Well that shut you two slaggers up now what were they moaning about?" the voices owner appeared from the shadows.
Jazz looked over at the old medic and explained "Miles asked a question, Soph answered, Sides didn' like et 'nd 'ere we are... so whose ya mech crush then doc bo'?"
Ratchet looked at the saboteur like he had gone crazy but answered anyway "It would be Michael Bay" that alone made everyone freeze.
Soph glomped Jazz and Sides did the same to Sunny and Bluey, if that's even possible, at what Ratchet had said.
"What" he looked at all their face plates, Soph had her say-it-again-and-ill-hurt-you look while she growled at the medic "unlike you lot he hasn't hurt me...yet" and with that he walked off.
"Okay... that was just weird" Lennox looked between Epps and the bots "Anyway Miles whose your crush?"
Said boy saw the inquisitive looks shot his way "I thought mine was obvious it's Sam!" he yelled as he ran off.
The two army personnel shared a confused look before turning to see wheels heading there way, using all there training they quickly rolled out of the way.
Jazz and Bluey hurled the very pissed off ninja off of her annoyed mate, while Sunny struggled with his brother, who eventually saw sense and stormed off one way as Soph turned on her heel and went the opposite way.
With both the brothers tailing their sibling, Bluey was left in the middle trying to decide who to follow, the poor mech looked like he was watching a game of tennis looking back and forth between the groups.
The Praxian stopped, shrugged before running off after Smokescreen who had just wondered past, leaving the two humans laughing at what had happened.
"Do you think they'll be alive tomorrow?" Epps asked as they wondered back.
Lennox shook his head "I doubt it if they fight like they do in the field then there both as screwed as the other..." he thought for a moment, as Epps face planted at his friends next comment
"Who's Jolt?"
If anyones got any ideas for any one shots or short stories PM me and I'll see what I can do! XD
R&R no flames XD Peace out!