Hello All, this story was written for the Journey Through Hogwarts Challenge by Cheeky Slytherin Lass :)
Really short, but then again, Theodore does like to get his point across
Dear father,
I have arrived at Hogwarts, and I am all settled into the dormitories which I now share with five other slytherin boys, I am sure you are aware of their fathers. I don't care to chat with them though even though they find it exciting that they are apart of a 'cult' so to speak. That Malfoy boy is most popular and has dimwits following him around everywhere. I guess that's okay, it takes the heat off of us lesser mortals
You know that boy Potter? Well Draco bullies him and tells everyone in the Slytherin common room that can hear, how much he hates him, but secretly I think he want to bone him. I am tired of hearing his sneering voice, so God help me.
Anyway, have you heard back the news from Snape on whether Lucius has dark objects In his house? Has that Weasley raided him yet? I can't wait for the day I can tell Draco that his father doesn't properly know how to hide his shit, and then see that smirk falter. Oh yes that will be the day. Tell them to hurry up please, I am not patient enough for this dilly dally.
We have that Ministry Bitch here this year and frankly she makes me angrier than Draco does with all the yapping she does, how power hungry a person she is; it makes me want to puke. Hogwarts is going to be different this year and I know some students aren't going to stand for this, especially the Gryffindors. When do those do-gooders ever just shut their mouths?
Father? Did you have a crush on mum when you were young? In school did you pine for her? When she died, did you ever think about getting remarried? I know these question are very sudden, but I could not stand to ask them In person. I wish I remembered mother more.
The opening feast is about to start so I have to go, but father I send my love and concern with you and don't forget to tell Voldy I said Hello.
Your Son,
Theo