World meetings with America are never boring. Mentions of the Israeli-Palestinian conflict. Not meant to offend.
"Let's give 'em Nova Scotia!" the overenthusiastic American declared. There were several groans from the assembled countries. Honestly, it was a better idea than genetically engineering a giant superhero to defend the world against global warning, but suggesting to give the Jewish people a part of Canada to solve the Israeli-Palestinian conflict required an extraordinary amount of stupidity.
"A-absolutely not!" A soft voice stuttered, and the assembly turned collectively to the American's brother. He blushed slightly at the attention. "Nova Scotia is an important..."
"Come on, bro!" America said, gesturing wildly. "You've got a population of like... four. Why do you need one little bit of land?"
"It's not... it's 21,300 square miles and Halifax is my..." Canada said, blush darkening. His voice dropped, so everyone strained to hear it. "Halifax is my Vegas."
America cocked an eyebrow, "Well, then... um... let's give 'em the Liaoning province!"
The Chinese man looked scandalized. The American looked incredulous, "What? Is Jinzhou your Vegas?"
I wrote this is like... five seconds. Haha. I was having a conversation with a good friend, and we were discussing history class (because we're nerds) and she said that one day they were debating solutions to the Israeli-Palestinian problem (which I'm sure you all know about) and one boy suggested that they should give the Israelis part of Canada! So... naturally I had to write something about it. This is silly and pointless. So there you have it. America attempts to give away Canada and China's vital regions!