Once upon a time there was this old creepy looking old man, Herbert Hoe-Hoe. As you found out in "Sasuke Had An Accident" he turned into a rat. RECAP: he was an old man at the door, and this story takes place about three years after that. UN-RECAP: He was in Wal-mart eating cheese from the cheese aisle until an employee caught him. He was then chased around the store until reaching the speak box thing and yelling into the intercom "OH NO'S THEY GONNA CATCH ME!" Everyone turned to look and shouted "OH NO'S THERE IS A CREEPY RAT MAN!" Immediately our favorite raven hair hero from before recognized his elderly savior. He had a vivid flashback of the old man sucking the foul rat juice out of his nose.

"Hey, you're the man who sucked the glowing rat-jelly from my nostrils!" Sasuke shouted.

"Hey there you little whippersnapper, you turned me into a rat!" Startled by the old dudes outburst, a panic-stricken Sasuke ran away screaming in fear.

"Suck it up and face the rat-man like a man!" Naruto ordered.

"Easy for you to say, ass-hole! This is all your fault! That rat came outta the pig sty you call a closet!"

"You're an ass-face." Naruto mumbled as his now three year old daughter poked Herbert with a stick.

"What's your name anyway, you perv?"

"Herbert. Herbert Hoe-Hoe."

"OMG, SO YOU'RE MR. HOE-HOE?" Sasuke doubled over in laughter eventually falling into the floor. Suddenly Sakura, who was pregnant AGAIN, fell over in laugher causing once AGAIN for her ass to hit the ground and the baby shoot out like a rocket, this time smacking Herbert in the face!

"WHY DOES THIS KEEP HAPPENING TO ME! Naruto, we aint having no more kids!"

"Agreed." The umbilical corn was wrapped around Herbert's neck. All of a sudden a giant moose wizzed by.

"Was that a fucking moose? A MOOSE?" And to make things stranger there was a giant rat riding on it's horns.

"OMFG IT'S BACK! I THOUGHT I BLEW THAT THING UP!" The the rats head turned around all the way just like the exorcist and says "that was my daddy and this is my revenge bitch!"

"OH NOOOO!" Everyone cried simultaneously. Quickly, Naruto cut his new born son's umbilical cord and handed it to me. Realizing what he wanted me to do with it, I tied a quick not and lassoed that repugnant rat, only to end up hitting it in the eye. Then exclaimed "IT'S BURING MY RETINAS!"

"I just has DeJavu….painful aint it?"

"Damn right it's painful!" The rat screamed as it fell off the moose and on top of Sakura's fat ass. She pushed it off and being the dumb ass that she is, in a fit of panic, she knocked herself unconscious by running into a pole. Then finally Wal-Mart's manager walked in.

"What kind of freak show is this? Where did a mutant rat and moose come from, and what about that baby? Oh and YOU, Mr. Pedophile over hear, QUIT NOMMING ON MY CHEESE! Herbert got a slick smile on his face as he ran away yelling "My stomach was making the rumblies…that only cheese could satisfy."

"Wait! I forgot to appologize about turning you into a rat man!" Sasuke called after him, but Herbert was already gone. Then the moose turned and said "Aren't you taking the baby and the pink haired bitch to the hospital?

"How'd you know she was a bitch?" Sasuke said in amazement. Naruto turned to look at them with a death glare but finally looked down in defeat, he knew they were right….his wife WAS a bitch. All of a sudden the mutated rat pops up and slaps them all in the face with the umbilical cord so hard it slapped the white off of them!

"I didn't get my revenge yet!" The rat declared. Sasuke tries to blow him up with a concentrated rainbow beam of chakra but with his rat like reflexes he jumps out of the way and tries to claw Sasuke's eyes out. But the new born baby jumps up and backhands the rat right into the beam of chakra! As the rat perished, the took the crazy ninja ass baby to the hospital. DUN DUN DUN. THE END.