A Tale of Epic Proportions
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Note: Yes, I'm finally back on fanfic.net. Sad to say that my CATS obsession has ended, I have moved on to "Les Miserables" *sniff* I still lorve CATS though (and I still have the Drew Varley thing). ANYWAY, this is the product of the minds of myself (Megan) and two of my friends (Katie and Kaitlynn). I'm actually the only one out of them who has a "Les Miserables" or "Phantom of the Opera" obsession... actually.. I'm the only one who's even ever read them... in any case: this is all the product of our insane little minds. Enjoy!
Other Note: We tend to go into a little bit of detail about the "real people" and I'd like to apologize for that, as I know it gets tiring reading other people's insiders. I hope the cast of characters-thingie clears some things up.
Other OTHER Note: Yes, some chapters are extremely short and others are longer. That's just the way we did it, okay?
Note from Katie: This is a story that my friends and I wrote...but you may have trouble understanding it...so I'll try to clear up some things...First: although Katilynn and Chris are not 'Phantom of the Opera' characters, we often refer to them as Christine and Raoul in real life because we believe that they parallel those two characters very closely in real life. When we were writing this story I even got confused a lot when we were writing about Christine and Raoul because I thought that we were talking about Kaitlynn and Chris
Disclaimer: We own no real people (dir), all things "Les Miserables"-related belong to Victor Hugo, and all things "Phantom of the Opera"-related belong to Gaston Leroux.
SETTING:::::: Some Generic Outdoor Setting
Assembled are....
~the "Real People"~
Megan: resident Mizzie, Phan, and schizophrenic
Kaitlynn: friend of Emis, Meg, and Katie; Chris's girlfriend; not-so-much-schizophrenic; only one who fully understands Megan
Chris: Boyfriend of Kaitlynn; friend of Megan, Emis and Katie; fop; loves eggs
Emily: (also called Emis) friend of Megan, Kaitlynn, Chris, and Katie; girlfriend of Zane (who isn't going); hyper; sugar-addict; has no idea what's going on most of the time
Katie: Friend of Megan, Kaitlynn, Chris, and Emis; probably the smartest out of the "real people," although she's the youngest; insists that all things musicals-related are gay; Lord of the Rings obsessor
Nick: Has no idea why he's here; was only brought here so that he could be annoyed and/or confused; doesn't understand why Megan obsesses over someone who wears a red vest; enjoys hearing Megan ramble on about stuff
~the "Phantom of the Opera" gang~
Erik: The "Phantom of the Opera;" in love with Christine; hates Raoul; would like nothing better than to punjab Raoul's arse off
Christine: In love with Raoul; may be a bit superficial; probably the more sensible out of the Christine/Raoul couple
Raoul: In love with Christine; fop; loves eggs; fop; probably the dimmer one between the Christine/Raoul couple; fop
Meg: A ballerina; a bit on the underweight side; friends with Christine; now the resident therapist
~the "Les Miserables" gang~
Cosette: In love with Marius; maybe gets a bit dim when Marius is involved; the more sensible between the Marius/Cosette couple
Marius: In love with Cosette; a bit of a dolt; friends with Courfeyrac and the rest of Les Amis D'ABC
Gavroche: the youngest Thenardier child (and the only one going); very street-wise and savvy; probably smarter than some of the people going, despite the fact that he's about 10-years-old
Enjolras: Leader of the revolution; thinks girls are yucky; wears a red vest
Combeferre: Enjolras's best-friend (if he has one); a bit nerdy; philosopher; the most sensible on this entire trip; Ami D'ABC
Courfeyrac: Marius's best-friend (if he has one); flirt; Ami D'ABC
Jean Prouvaire: (Jehan); poet; dreamer; Ami D'ABC
Joly: hypochondriac; has constant cold and pronounces "n"s like "d"s and "m"s like "b"s; a favorite Ami of Megan (if she has one); Ami D'ABC
Javert: Police-officer, obsessed with catching Valjean; has sideburns; carries around a nightstick constantly; a bit of an angry person; father was a con, mother was a gypsy (I'm serious)
Valjean: insists he's wretched; really a very good person; raised Cosette; a patient person unless Javert's annoying him
Fantine: Cosette's birth-mother; annoyed that she couldn't have done better than Marius; annoyed with Valjean for raising her to fall in love with a dolt; hates Javert (he WAS pretty mean to her)