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Francis was jolted awake by his Ship being he walks out on deck he finds that his crew have been tied to the mast or together in groups. "Ok, Alice why did you tie up my crew, you know you are welcome aboard my ship, Mon Cher"He called out loudly to hopefully get her attention.

"Oh love, how did you know it was me," Alice replied in her best singsong voice climbing down from the mast in her usual Sailing outfit, "Plus they keep flirting with me."She said as she reached the deck and started to slowly walking towards Francis.

~~~~~End flashback~~~~~~

Alice was woken from her pleasant day dream by someone nudging her

"Alice, what do you think of my idea" spoke Alfred while eating a hamburger

"Pardon" Alice replied without getting to angry

"I said that if we make a huge hero to stop all of the world problems we can be safe and live in a happy wonderful world Dontcha agree Igiko" Alfred replied slurping at a large milkshake

"No I don't and that is absolutely ridicules. Why would you say such a thing, you fucking dumb witted arseholed wanker" replied a fuming red faced Alice. Then she got up turned around and left the meeting altogether. Everyone just sat there to shocked to do anything but stare at the just slammed door.

Francis just sat there thinking on who Alice had just reminded him of if Antonio was here would be easier to tell but he was not it wasn't til Alice came back an hour later dressed in her pirate garb that Francis finally remember who she reminded him of…Captain Alice Kirkland, that very name could strike fear in to sailor or country that came across that women she could entice a man towards her cabin only to have him keelhauled for treason among her men or capture a fleet or traveling ship that came across her path .

As soon as a pirate came in the room Alfred stated "lame get-up Igiko, a pirate, seriously even Antonio could have done better with a giant tomato suit."

"Watch your tongue lad when you speak to me, and yer should be calling me captain or I'll keelhaul ya til yer learn ya lesson."

"Captain Kirkland, how nice to see you again, Mon Cher. You have been missed Cher." Called out Francis

"Frranciss how have you been" purred Alice taking a step towards the French man "when shall we start I've been waiting to see you for a while please tell me we can talk right now?"

"I'm sure we can Mon Cher why don't you tell when you are in need of a lover for I am looking for one at the moment" Francis replied in warm pleasant tone that had her ears ringing in pleasure.

"Well I am in the mood for some love after your first mate address me like that you should keelhaul him for that, also why are we on land we should be in the captain's cabin together talking like we used to" Alice sultry replied

"Well I have a price too ma reine des mers" Francis replied casually.