STAR WARS DOES NOT BELONG TO ME.
I walked through a random hallway, hearing voices and blowing stuff up.
I walked out, and looked around. As the rancor flew into the air and landed next to me, my eyes widened.
"Holy crap.." I muttered. As the giant gorilla…thingy walked out, My eyes widened even more. "I'm screwed, aren't I?" I asked Yoda's voice. "Screwed, you are." Came the reply.
"No! You are NOT screwed until I say so! Use the force, you idiot!" Vader's voice yelled. "Oh, right!" I replied. I dramatically took off my cloak, and dramatically charged force lightning. As the gorilla(Dubbed "buttface" by me) roared and opened it's mouth to nom me, I said, "NO! BAD MONKEY!" And held my arms up. "EAT LIGHTNING, BUTTFACE!" I screamed. The lights went out. "Hey! Who turned out the lights?"I asked. They came back on, and I ran at the gorilla, taking out my glowsticks of death. "MWAHAHAHA!" I screamed, leaping up, an stabbing the gorilla in the head.