Target I: How It All Started

I won't be telling the ships (well, certain ones) at the moment, because I want you all to see how everything goes for all of them.

:P

Warning:

Author's horrible grammar and possibly flow of the story.

The OOC-ness of every single one of the KHR casts.

And constant (4th) wall breaking.

DISCLAIMER: If I owned Katekyo Hitman Reborn, I wouldn't be making a fanfiction of it.

[Narrator POV]

In the living room of the Sawada residence, where the future Neo-Vongola and his guardians sat (You should be very surprised that the prefect is there as well, and not attacking the dark blue pineappple, who is also there) along with the demoni— I mean, the most adorable and coolest tutor/number one hitman, Reborn.

Sawada Tsunayoshi, our trouble-magnet of this anime, had a poker face on, as he stared at the current situation his guardians caught themselves in.

"I swear, Tenth!" The silver-haired puppy told Tsuna with those puppy eyes, "A crazy woman attack me! And the baseball idiot was in the way before I could get to blow her away!"

Gokudera Hayato, the Vongola boss' little puppy, turned to glare at the raven baseball-loving teenage girl, who was giving her signature care-free laugh.

Yes, teenage girl.

You are not mistaken and this is definitely not a typo made by the author.

"Gokudera-kun..." Tsuna turned to his Storm Guardian, before gesturing to his Rain Guardian. "Your... Side of the story didn't match with Yamamoto-ku– Um..."

"Haha~" Takeshi laughed when the brunette is having troubles with giving his honorifics. "Just call me Take-chii, Tsuna!"

"R-Right..." The bishounen main character just sighed.

"Let me summarized this situation." The baby hitman spoke, with the author presenting the flashback of what really happened.

"Ah, Haya-chan~" Takeshi grinned at the silver-haired male, who he came across buying something from the nearest 11 Seven.

"DON'T CALL ME THAT, BASEBALL-NUT!" Hayato shouted at the other, but the insult flew over the tall raven male, showing that it has no effect on him.

"What are you even doing here, you oblivious punk?"

"I thought of buying some drinks to compliment the sushi I'm bringing to Tsuna's house!" Takeshi smiled at the ticked off teen, who glares at him with us something new.

"What are you doing, Haya-chan?"

"I TOLD YOU NOT TO CALL ME THAT!" Once again, Hayato shouted at the raven, before he huffed. "And I'm obviously here to buy some sweets for the Tenth!"

Takeshi smiled with his eyes closed from the blinding sparkles around the Vongola boss' puppy, as the silver-haired male continued to smile brightly.

"Oh! Can I help?"

"Fvck your help!" Hayato fished his small notes out and shoved it at other's face. "Because I already have a top 10 lists of what the Tenth's sweet tooth craves!"

"Wow!" Takeshi grinned at the shorter male. "So dedicated! I'll go get the drinks for us then~"

"Tch. Fine." With that, they parted ways to find what they need to bring over to the Sawada. Once the raven gathered what he needed, and just before he was going to pay for them, he spot his short-tempered friend arguing with a girl at the sweet aisle of 11 Seven.

"LET GO, B!TCH!" Hayato at the girl, as his grip hardened on the last green tea flavored Kat Kit in the girl has short, curly pink hair (a cute heart hairpin clipping her bangs up) and blazing red eyes; they were blazing because she was glaring daggers at the silver-haired male.

"NO!" She shouted. "It's my Break Day! And I choose to eat Kat Kit Green Tea more than anything!""

"B!tches like you would still get fat no matter what you eat!" Hayato shouted back, as he managed to yank the chocolate off of the girl's grip."Ha! Sucks to be you, fatso!"

"Y-You...!"

Takeshi's eyes narrowed when he sees the girl's hands formed a tightened fist, her bright red eyes glew bright pink.

"Hayato!"

Upon hearing the cry of the Rain Guardian, the silver-haired male managed to get a hand on one of his dynamites to bomb the girl, only for him to meet a blinding light shone and the silhouette of a certain raven teen.

"You crossed paths with a girl that has the ability to change one's gender, and Yamamoto here blocked the attack that was suppose to hit you, Gokudera." Reborn eyed the silver-haired right-hand-man of the future Vongola boss.

"EXTREME PLOT TWIST!" Ryohei shouted to the extreme.

"Kufufufu~" The pineapple with mismatched eyes chuckled in amusement. "And all this commotion was caused because a certain puppy and a kitten fighting over a piece of chocolate."

"SHUT UP, SH!TTY PINEAPPLE!" The bomber growled, now looking much like a hissing white kitten, as he brought out some lit up dynamites.

"G-Gokudera-kun!" Tsuna cried at the short-tembered teen. "W-We're inside my house!"

"Ah!" Realization hit the bomber boy, like a baseball was thrown at him, immediately putting the bombs away and bowed down to his knees at the brunette boss. "I-I APOLOGIZE FOR BEING I-INCONSIDERATE, TENTH!"

Tsuna just sighed at this friend, after forgiving him of course. He turned to the female Rain Guardian with a worried glance. "How are you feeling...?"

Takemi smiled with at the brunette, her long eye lashes complimenting her big sparkling brown eyes. Her hair grew only a few centimeters of her male hair

She has her hairstyle when she was still a male, only a few centimeters grew.

She is currently wearing Bianchi's clothes: a light blue sleeveless shirt with a black sports bra underneathe it, and a pair of ripped jeans. Her clothes before were slightly too big for her, and Reborn doesn't like seeing pretty girls not wearing decent clothes.

Ah, the author forgot the rest of the household until mentioning Bianchi just now.

So, let the author elaborate that only Tsuna, Reborn, and his guardians (every guardian exclude Lambo) are at home, while Nana, Bianchi and the rest of the kids (Lambo is one of them) left to buy groceries.

"I feel quite swell!" Takeshi beamed at the brunette. "It's like as if the Mafia game became a Girl Simulator~"

"You're playing way too much games; baseball specifially that you are losing it." Hayato looked at the girl with a deadpan look.

"Hahaha~" The raven female laughed.

"B-But seriously Yamamoto-ku— Uh, chan...?" Tsuna cleared his throat for a second. "How are you, well... Coping up with this?"

"W-Well..." The victim gave the brunette boss a sheepish smile as a faint pink blush was formed on her cheeks.

"It's... G-Going to be trouble some taking a bath now without looking at the mirror." She looked away, her arms crossing over her C cup chest as if covering herself from embarrassment.

Tsuna, being that dorky tuna-fishy we all know and love, blushed bright red as he fully understood his poor Rain Guardian's position. Same goes for our favorite short-tempered bomber, as he and his boss recalled that one awkward incident with Lal Mirch from the future.

Following the ultra blushing duo was the rest of the guardians (Ryohei, Hibari and Mukuro; exclude Chrome because she's already a girl) blushing bright pink.

Yes, Hibari Kyoya and Rokudo Mukuro also blushed pink.

They're still middle schoolers who only know how to fight (and kill). They haven't walked in that section of puberty, where they would gain attraction of females and their figures, mind you.

"Y-Yamamoto-ku— I-I mean..." Tsuna, once again, clear his throat. "S-Shouldn't you be, more worried a-about what your dad thinks...?"

"You shouldn't worry about that, Dame-Tsuna." Reborn, who is now physically an 7 year old child and sitting on Tsuna's lap since the beginning, slammed the back of his head on the brunette's chin.

"OW!"

"I'm sure your old man would understand the situation." Reborn gave his cute smile/smirk at the raven girl, reassuring her. "In fact, he's already on his way here."

"EEEEEEEEHHH!?"

BANG (not the actual gun shot sfx)

"OW! Reborn!" Tsuna whined after receiving another harsh kiss from the back of the little toddler's steel head.

~Ding Dong~

"I GOT IT TO THE EXTREME!" Ryohei, the junior loud speaker (Squalo is senior loud speaker), enthusiastically opened the door to reveal Yamamoto Tsuyoshi, our favorite sushi man.

"Ah! Hey, old man!" Takeshi smiled before getting off the couch to greet her father.

"Haha!" Tsuyoshi ruffled the hair of his 'daughter.' "When I heard that you're a girl now, I thought that, 'Hey! She would look like your mom when she was your age!'"

"Maa maa, old man~" The girl smiled. "Mom is way prettier than me."

"Her beauty is like a goddess and you inherited that! I'm so proud of you~"

"Hahaha~ Thanks dad~"

"His dad is taking this situation way too well." Tsuna watched the father and daughter with a now deadpan look.

"It should be 'her dad' now, Dame-Tsuna." Reborn corrected just for the fun of it.

"Right." The brunette just rolled his eyes, until his gaze landed on Hibari. "Ah, what are we gonna do with the school?"

"Don't worry, Tenth! I got the perfect backstory for the female baseball-idiot!" Gokudera beamed at his boss with his red glasses on his face. "Yamamoto Takeshi was abducted by aliens and got experimented on that he turned into a woman!"

"NO ONE IS GONNA BELIEVE THAT!"

"Kufufufu~ It's better than hearing, 'A girl with magical powers turned him into a woman'." Mukuro pointed out. "And it's not even an illusion."

"Mukuro is right, you know." The ex-Arcobaleno spoke after hitting his student's chin once more with the back of his head. "OW!"

"EXTREME!"

"C-Can't we just think of a reason that i-is more reasonable!?" Tsuna told everyone with that face saying Everything-Is-Going-Bad-To-Worse.

"Then you should start brainstorming, Dame-Tsuna." Reborn spoke after hopping off of his student's lap and left the living room as if escaping.

"Eh?"

Reborn left a grenade.

"HIIIEEEEEEEEEE!"

BOOM!

The following day, which is Monday. Sunday was yesterday.

"Yo! I'm Yamamoto Takemi!" The raven girl beamed at her classmates. "I'm Takeshi's distant cousin from Italy~"

Mind you, this is the most cliche backstory (that fortunately) made the most sense than magical girls and aliens, so give the future mafia boss some slack (and the author too).

"Wow... She looks so pretty...~"

"She reminds me so much of Takeshi-san~"

"Hot babe."

"Takemi-chan! Are you single~?"

Takemi smiled at the male who asked the last question. "Haha! I am only one person~"

Despite the answer, the boys couldn't help but blush at the Rain Guardian's dense reply. Tsuna is one of them, while internally screaming 'Yamamoto-kun! They were hitting on you!'

"You may sit down now, Yamamoto." Nezu told the girl, who just smiled at him before heading to her former seat when she was still a male.

Not before greeting her friends along the way.

"Morning guys! Hi Haya-chan~" She gave a bright smile at Tsuna, Hayato, Chrome, who is timidly smiling back, and at Enma, who is somewhat confused at why she smiled at him.

Tsuna saw his friend's reaction at the smile, literally screaming in his mind for forgetting to tell his best friend about what happened to Takeshi.

Meanwhile on the outside, he just greeted his Rain Guardian as per always, and slightly became wary at the glares of the male population of the classroom.

"Stop calling me 'Haya-chan', you b—!"

"Gokudera-kun!" Tsuna huffed at this Storm Guardian with a pout. "Language!"

The Italian now looked like a kicked puppy with those sad teary eyes, in which Takemi saw and her own eyes sparkled at the cuteness.

"Aww~" Was all she could saw at the puppy eyes of the silver-haired male, and just before she could pet his head to comfort him, Nezu cleared his throat loadly for them to here.

"Yamamoto, take your seat already."

"Ah, sorry Nezu-sensei!" Takemi gave an embarrassed laugh before she went to her seat and finally sat down.

And thus, class finally started.

Yamamoto is our first unfortunate victim!

I was actually planning on turning Gokudera into a girl but then I thought, where's the fun in that?

So~ I decided that Yamamoto shall take the hit and become a girl!

I'm still not gonna what ships this book contains (there would be lots of side ships but only a few main ships). But I guess I can tell you that, obviously, 8059 is one of the main ships here.

I'm already dropping the hints (could you even call it hints?) of Takeshi wanting to hug Hayato for being a cute loyal puppy :P

I hope it's a good start!

健海 ~ "Takemi" ~

- "健" healthy, "海" ocean