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This story is from Netsuki Takaya, the creator of Fruits Basket.
The Day when Kyo was right!
Dragonboy06
'' Kyo what the hell are you doing'' says Yuki seeing Kyo peeing behind a tree. Kyo yell out '' Nothing.'' when clearly he was peeing out his ass; which mean he a female organ. No shit. Well suddenly Tohru fall in a hole that look like it's 30 feet...
40 feet top… Well it look verrrrrrrrrrrry deep; but I sworn I saw her jumping around the hole singing '' I found a hole, nah nah nah nahna boo boo; Like a crackbaby. She grab the surface, and look up at Yuki, that was looking in his handy-dandy pink pocket lip gross. And messing with his hair; Tohru yells,'' hellllllllllllllllp
''You think am going to get my clean body muddy; hell to the no'' says Yuki looking at the helpless crackbaby . Well Kyo comes from behind the tree. He was so happy to see Tohru hanging for her life, so to speed the process up; he tried to bear hug her. Like the dummy in is. He found himself turning in to cat form, but he also bring
very close to Yuki; he start humpy his leg bringing all of them down and…..oh yeah, a what about Shigure at the pin house. Well he decide to call the MTV party over; seeing at he got so high with Hatori. And he fell out. It seem like the only way to wake him up. ''What? you think they were reading Shigure's crappy books all day''
Nope! Shigure bought out the weedpipe and they were higher than OJ tax bills. Well when they hit the bottom, Kyo was place on top of Yuki from behind and he was on
top of Tohru; Oh.. did I say they were naked. So you do the math! Well they went behind the tree before she could see anything ''good''. Rushing back home naked;
because it's seem that there clothes were hanging from a weeeeeeak twig; well
Shigure cleaning the house faster than Bobby Brown can get mad. So Kyo and Yuki run up stair so fast, they could mine the mountain of crack in the living room.
But not Tohru, she made the biggest blut in the world, she smoked it so fast, she start talking in tong. When the boys got up stairs, ran to any room that was open;
That was Shigure's childhood bedroom. Kyo stream out, '' it like hell all over again'' ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh. And jump out a closed window, Yuki says to himself, ''he'll be alright.'' Even if his room was the GATES OF HELL,
Torhu came up talking in tongs still, she tried to tell Yuki. She felt sick it came like this jiiueuh! Some crap like that; well Yuki come down stairs with an'' MY LITTLE PONY'' shirt on; that looks like its very tight. Trying to hold his breath; he start to kill Tohru! To be continue………..