Yes this is a One Piece story!
I DO NOT own One Piece, Eiichiro Oda does and he is the best!
Chapter 1
Baka!
Nami: How can Luffy be sleeping at a time like this?
Usopp: Baka Luffy! His nakama were almost killed almost killed because of his shadow!
Chopper: Ya! Baka Luffy!
Zoro: But weren't you three partying last night?
*Nami, Usopp, and Chopper gasped*
Usopp: I..I..I don't know what you're talking about!
Nami: You must have confused us with one of Lola's men!
Chopper: Ya!
Zoro: Ya right. Chopper, you were dancing on the tables, you too Usopp, and Nami, you were drunk.
Sanji: Oi baka marimo! Don't you dare insult Nami- chwan!
Zoro: Whatcha call me shitty eyebrows! Wanna fight!
*Zoro was now getting out his two swords and getting ready to slice Sanji to bits! Sanji was now getting ready to kick the shit out of Zoro!*
Usopp: Beat the crap out of him marimo!
Chopper: Ya beat the crap out of him marimo!
Nami: Get him Sanji- kun!
Sanji: Yes Nami- swann!
*Sanji, as we all know what would happen if he is distracted by a girl during a fight, totally forgot all about his fight with Zoro.*
Zoro: Oi!
Franky: You two can fight later!
*Franky hit Zoro and Sanji both on the head with his iron fists!*
Franky: Oi Chopper, shouldn't you be treating everyones wounds?
Chopper: Eh? Why me?
Usopp: You're the ship's doctor baka!
Chopper: Oh yeah!
*Chopper than left to Luffy's room (Luffy was sleeping there) to re-bandage his wounds.*
Sanji: Oi Franky, where's Robin?
Franky: She's probably by the helm, reading her book.
Sanji: Really?
*Sanji ran to the helm where Robin was reading her book, sitting on a lawn chair, under an open umbrella, next to a mini table with an empty cup.*
Sanji: Robin- chwwannn! Would you like me to bring you some coffee?
Robin: Yes. Thank you Sanji- san. *Robin smiled*
*Sanji, his eyes were hearts now, he floated off to the kitchen to go make Robin some coffee*
*Robin went back to reading her book.*
*Meanwhile, back to where Franky, Nami, Usopp, and Zoro were. (The lawn by the way.)*
Nami: Hey Franky, where's Brook?
*Franky sighed*
Franky: That bastard went back to sleep!
Nami, Usopp, Zoro: What!
Nami: Why that son of a, he dares going back to sleep when he woke me up from my wonderful dream about me swimming in a pile of beri!
*Nami was really angry. *
Nami: I'm gonna teach that skeleton a lesson for for waking me up with his stupid violin!
*Nami was raging with anger. She stomped her way to Brook's room, ready to kill him!*
Zoro: Nami looks like she really is going to kill Brook. Come on Usopp, I guess we have to stop her.
Usopp: Ugh… I'm sorry Zoro but… *cough*… it looks like I only… *cough*… have two hours to live… *cough* why don't you ask Franky?
Zoro, Franky: Liar!
*Zoro dragged Usopp to go stop Nami*
Ya I know kinda crapy first chapter but please endure!