"Come on Morty. We're watching North." said Rick.
"North? Isn't that the movie Rob Reiner directed that stars Elijah Wood as a kid?" asked Morty.
"Yes, Morty."
Rick sat Morty down, put the DVD in, and turned on the tv. Rick sat down next to Morty and they started watching the movie.
"Wow. There are so many regional and ethnic stereotypes to this movie. Are you sure this was made in the 90s?" asked Morty.
"Yes, Morty. The fact that Rob Reiner could get away with Cathy Bates in brown face in such a PC era is quite amazing indeed."
An hour had passed and the movie ended.
"So wait, they went around making fun of every race, creed, and ethnicity and it was all just a dream?" asked Morty in shock.
"Y*belch*ess Morty." said Rick.
"ASSHOLE! ROB REINER'S AN ASSHOLE!"
Morty stood up on the couch.
"Morty, calm down!" said Rick.
"GIVE ME THE PORTAL GUN, RICK! I-I WANNA KILL ELIJAH WOOD'S CHARACTER FOR PUTTING US THROUGH ALL THAT!"
"MORTY, NO! IT'S JUST A MOVIE!"
"LIKE HOW QUEST FOR CAMELOT WAS JUST A MOVIE TO YOU?!"
"HEY, EXCALIBUR CHEATED THAT BLIND MAN, MORTY! I HAD TO INTERVENE!"
Morty tried to grabbed the Portal Gun from Rick. Rick got out a tranquilizer gun and gave Morty a shot. Morty instantly turned sluggish and went to sleep.