"Shelton Benjamin That Mama's Boy?!?" Trish exclaimed
"Well who would you have?" Ashley asked her
"Randy Orton any day" she giggled
Trish Stratus and Ashley Massaro sat in the woman's locker room having there usual girl chat about some guy they just saw back stage, it was the night of the Royal Rumble, Trish and Ashley were both geared up and ready to fight
"Randy Orton is way hotter that Benjamin" Trish exclaimed
"I don't think so, besides you would have Stacy on your ass so fast you wouldn't know what day it is" Ashley told her
"I guess, but you're a fine one to talk, you have a man, you don't need Shelton," Trish told her
"Your right" she sighed thinking about Matt Hardy
Maria sat on the sofa at the far end of the room listening to all of this, taking it in and giggling to her self, Trish and Ashley both looked up at her
"What?" they both ask
"You two are as bad as all the guys," She smiled to her self
"What do you mean?" Ashley asked
"Come on, don't you think that they have the exact same conversation about us?"
"So?" Trish added, "It gives us all the more reason to talk about them"
"Besides Maria, you haven't told us which one you would have" Ashley said
"I don't want to play"
"Come on, you can pick any one, Smackdown or Raw, who will it be?" Trish asked
"Guys I told you…"
"How bout Shelton?" Ashley asked
"Or Randy," Trish said
But Maria shook her head to both of them
"Ok… Chris Masters?" Ashley asked
"Please… he spends more time in front of the mirror than I do" Maria laughed
"Calito?" Trish added
"With That hair?!" Maria sniggered
Ashley and Trish paused for a while, thinking of somebody, when as if a light bulb click on above each of there heads. The two girls look at each other and smile
"How about John Cena?" Trish asked in a low seductive voice
Marias face lit up at the sound of Cena's name and a big smile grew on her face
"I think we found our self's a winner" Ashley smiled, they got up and each sat beside her on the sofa
"Ok, so Cena is very nice, charming, sweet, very sexy" Maria sighed "but me and him wouldn't have a chance in hell"
"Why do you think that?" Trish asked
"He thinks I'm a bimbo" she said her bright green eyes looking gloomy
"I'm sure he doesn't" Ashley reassured her
"Ever one else does, besides he's dating Torrie Wilson, how on earth can I compete with her?" she said sulkily
"Well I don't you're a bimbo and nor does Ashley, and Cena and Torrie spilt about a week ago" Trish said comforting her, and putting her arm around her
"Really" she said with a smile on her face, "Then there's still hope"
There was a knock at the locker room door, and Matt Hardy poked his head around the door
"Hey baby" Ashley said skipping over to the door to kiss her boyfriend
"Can I come in?" He asked
"Sure" Trish told him
Matt walked in and shut the door behind him
"Randy's getting a load of us together and heading out to the bar down the road after the rumble, wondering if you ladies are interested," he told them
"Sounds like fun" Maria said happily
"Who's going?" Ashley asked
"a good few" Matt said sounding proud of himself
"What about Cena?" Trish asked
"Of course" Matt replied
Maria smiled and giggled at the thought of John Cena,
"So you girls are definite?"
"Yep, count us in" Trish said with a smile on her face
"All right, catch you ladies later" He kissed Ashley on the lips winked and walked out.
Meanwhile on the other side of the arena, Cena was lying on a sofa in the men's locker room reading a magazine; his best friend Randy Orton was having discussion with Shelton Benjamin,
"Ashley? Seriously?" Randy asked sounding confused
"I think she's pretty hot," Shelton told him
"You know she's dating Matt Hardy," he said raising his eyebrow
"So. Who would you have? Apart from Stacy."
"Hey I'm one woman guy, don't need anyone one else but my Stacy" Randy smiled
"Hmmm. What about Trish?"
"Yeah she's pretty hot, but I love Stacy, don't need know one else."
Cena sighed as he turned the page in his magazine
"What's up with you John?" Randy asked throwing a rolled up pair of socks at him,
Cena caught them "Your treating these women like objects, there people too" he said hurling them back at Randy
"Hey Cena chill were just having a little fun" Shelton told him
"He's just a moody because Torrie dumped him," Randy added
"Hey, Torrie did not dump me and I'm not moody," John, told them "I just think it's unfair you're doing this"
"It's just a little fun John, come on any Diva who would you have?" Shelton asked "Melina, Candice, Stacy..."
"Hey!" Randy interrupted Shelton glaring at him
"Any one at all?" Cena asked, "Maria" he said with out hesitating
"What?!" Randy said "That bimbo announcer? Come on man you can do better than that."
"I bet she's really smart, she's very pretty, and her legs… damn her legs" Cena said staring into space with a smile "Bet she got a boyfriend though" he said moodily, flicking through his magazine
"Cheer up, you got to move on from Torrie, you like Maria go for her," Randy said encouraging him.
"I guess," he said gloomily
The door opened and a large built woman waddled in, her hair up in a bun, long painted nails and a long flowery dress with bright white sneaker,
"There you are Shelton" the large woman said hugging him
"Hey Ma what are you doing in here?"
"I came to see how my boy was"
"Hey mom the guys are going out tonight after the show, can I go with them?" Shelton asked
"Hell no. I am not having no son of mine drinking and dancing with women who are barely dresses, oh lord have mercy on there souls. Now come on," she said grabbing him by the ear and dragging him out the room. John and Randy just looked at each other and tried so hard not to laugh.
As Shelton was dragged out the room Matt Hardy came strolling in watching what was happening,
"Randy I got loads of people," Matt said with a smile
"Excellent" Randy smiled and put his arm around Hardy
"Is Maria going?" Cena asked
Matt nodded
"See John all hope isn't lost yet" Randy smirked and threw the socks at him again
They hit John squarely on the nose and a smile grew on his face.