Light: Hi. I have a table over here. Why don't you join me?
Girl: Sure. You know, this whole date was rather unexpected. I didn't think you really noticed me.
Light: [In a joking tone] Ha! Don't be ridiculous! [Deadly serious suddenly] I notice everything.
Girl: Err… right… so I don't really know you very well. Why don't we get to know each other better.
Light: Very well. What's your favorite color?
Girl: Umm… blue?
Light: Mine too! This must be fate that we've both met! Well, now that we know each other so well, let's ask some more personal questions.
Girl: Okay, let's see… do you have any siblings?
Light: [Ignoring her and speaking excitedly and quickly] So do you think certain people deserve to die?
Girl: Umm…
Light: [Even more excitedly, throwing his arms in the air as he speaks] Don't you just feel that it would be better if divine retribution rained from the heavens above, crushing evil with its fiery passion and eliminating those that corrupt this otherwise perfect world?
Girl: Umm…
Light: But oh no, this retribution doesn't come from above. Even better. It's served on earth, by the only one capable of taking on such a role. The only one willing to sacrifice himself for the good of humanity. The only one…
Girl: [Desperate to shut him up] Okay, sure, I guess I see your point…
Light: Hahahahaha. Hahahahahahahahahahahahaha! So you consider yourself one of Kira's plethora of followers. The enlightened ones that choose to praise their savior!
Girl: [Slightly annoyed and confused] What exactly is this "Kira" thing?
Light: Hahahahahahahaha! Hahahahahahahahahahahahaha! That's right, I am Kira!
Girl: …
Light: [Somewhat insane] And I am the god of this new world!
Girl: …
Light: [Very insane, throwing his arms wildly] So what are you going to do, kill me? From the moment I first picked up the notebook… No, even before that! I knew that I was the only one! [Gives his entire monologue that he gave after being exposed by Near]
[5 minutes later]
Girl: Umm… maybe I'd better go, actually…
Light: Wait, don't go! Don't you want to come home with me?!
Girl: …
Light: [Speaking softly] And come to my room?!
Girl: …
Light: [Speaking softly] So that I can lock the door behind us and dim the lights…
Girl: …
Light: [Speaking softly] and show you the truly amazing thing I've been containing in my pants…
Girl: ...
Light: [Whispering] My notebook.
FINIS
THUS CONCLUDES THIS STORY OF THE DEATH NOTE