Starscream got torpedoed by an X-Wing
Returning from a mission in deep space.
He'd thought himself superior in terms of combat,
Till that starfighter shot him in the face.
Their meeting was simply coincidental,
At first innocent, as one might think.
But by the end of the encounter,
One would blame his boss, and one his drink.
Now of course he won't admit it,
But when all is said and done,
Starscream was the one to start it,
Having decided to have a little"fun".
Starscream got torpedoed by an X-Wing
Returning from a mission in deep space.
He'd thought himself superior in terms of combat,
Till that starfighter shot him in the face.
The X-Wing's pilot was trying to hail it
When the strange ship decided to attack.
Quick reflexes let him get his shields up,
And as he dove be knew that he'd have to fire back.
The dogfight lasted several minutes,
And, growing angry with the human's skill,
Starscream made his flawed decision,
Transformed, and moved in for the kill.
Starscream got torpedoed by an X-Wing
Returning from a mission in deep space.
He'd thought himself superior in terms of combat,
Till that starfighter shot him in the face.
Facing down the monstrous jet-droid,
The pilot fired his torpedoes at its head.
They found their mark betwixt its optics,
And it howled, transformed, and promptly fled.
As he flew, Starscream cursed his leader
For not mentioning there were humans with space guns;
While the shaken X-Wing pilot had decided
To stop making drunk bets based on training runs.
Starscream got torpedoed by an X-Wing,
Returning from a mission in deep space.
He'd thought that he'd was superior in terms of combat,
Till that starfighter shot him in the face.
Oh, Starscream got torpedoed by an X-Wing,
Returning from a mission in deep space.
He'd thought that he was superior in terms of combat,
Till that starfighter shot him in the face.
Yeah, I don't know what's up with that stanza either. I'll work on it.
Happy Holidays!