Mercenaries and Cafe's dont mix.
Or why Mercenaries drink Coffee
By XxLady RavenwingsxX
The city of Edge was filled with the sound of people buying goods from the markets and stores as the day was just beginning. Out the
front of a local cafe sat a boy withblonde spikey hair and a girl with short brown hair and was wearing an bandana in her hair.
"So Cloud, you never told me the story about when you worked in the cafe inNibelheim" she asked as she placed her white cup of
coffee back onto the table. He placed his cup down and looked away from her with his eyes shut. "Im telling you nothing about my
glory days of working in the cafe, besides its embarassing." he told her, trying not to look at her. "Oh come on Cloudy poo, you can
tell me." she wined as sheproceeded to kick him in the knee caps underneath the table.
"Im telling you...ouch...once more...stop that...i'm telling you nothing...and that is really annoying." he saidglaring at her and trying to
catch her ankle from under the table, while trying not to knock the two coffee cups over onto the ground.
"YO FOOL!!! WHATS GOING ON NIGGERS!!!!" a familiar voice said from behind Cloud.
"Hey Barret, and stop being racist...Cloud wont tell me the story about when he worked in the cafe, I wanna hear it."Yuffie said
punching Barrett hard in the arm.
"Ouch!!! Yeah Cloud, why dont you tell us your wonderful story about when you went nuts and had to spend 5 years in a mental
home, and it wasnt because you lost your memories either...It was because of the..."Barret said with a grin on his face as he proceeded
to rub his arm, where Yuffie had punched him." DONT GO THERE MAN!!!" Cloud said suddenly spinning around in his chair and
threathened to stab him with his spoon. "Ok Ok, take a chill pill, i wont tell her." he replied, rubbing his forehead, at the thought of
being stabbed with a spoon. "Tell me what." Yuffie asked looking at Barret and then at Cloud. "Forget it,
its nothing." Cloud said taking his cup and taking a mouthful of coffee. "What is nothing?" A familiar voice said behind Yuffie. "Oh hi
Tifa, Cloud wont tell us the story about working in the cafe many years ago." Yuffie told her with large puppy dog eyes.
"Look lay off Yuffie, and where in Gaia, did you two pop up from?" Cloud wondered looking at Barret and Tifa.
"We are magical fairies and we are all around you." Barret said in a somewhat kiddish and scary voice. "RIGGGHHHHTTT!!!! And
im a giant Fluffy pink cloud and rain pink chocobos on everyone and make everyone happy." Cloud replied sarcastically. Tifa slapped
him around the back of the head and glared daggers at Cloud.
"Owwww...Ok Ok, ill tell you, but i swear, if i hear anyone laugh at me, ill stab you's with my spoon." Cloud said as he dragged his
spoon closer to himself and looked at Barrett, who knew that he would, although a spoon isnt sharp enough to stabb anyone.
It happened...6 years ago...