Let me put this a way you idiots will understand...
I'm not a show or main event.
I'm not some asset for your entertainment.
I have a lot of teeth and I want you to die.
Yeah, I'm the bad guy.
All these scaly creatures that you see,
Each of them with bleeding necks has knelt before me.
And you'll be next, no matter how hard you try!
Who am I?
(She's the bad guy!)
Oh, it's magic, to see the panic, shining in their eyes.
All this killing, it's mighty thrilling!
But I prefer to toy with them before they die…
'Cause I'm the bad guy!
Ain't it fantastic?
I see something, I slash it!
And let me tell you why…
I've had to live in weakness, and barrenness and bleakness!
So now I'm gonna crush your spine and watch you cry.
See, I find this new world rather fun.
None of you can stop me; I'm the biggest one.
I'll rip your head off and wave your soul goodbye!
Why? Come on! Guess!
(It's 'cause I'm the bad guy... or, well, girl.)