Mewtwo POV

Peace and quiet is not something Mewtwo can enjoy often, so whenever he gets the chance, he enjoys it to the fullest, reading a good book in his favorite sofa.

You'd wonder why there would even be a human-sized sofa in the Hall of Origin, when a strong majority of the legends living there are either bigger (Arceus himself, his creation trio among others) or smaller (Mew, Jirachi and Victini, only mentioning a few) or outright differently shaped (Cresselia, Darkrai etc.), but the reason for that is actually quite simple: most of the legends take a human shape while in the hall. Mewtwo, already having a human-esque physique, is in no need to do such.

"Mewmew!" a voice yelled as the door to his room opened. Mewtwo groaned in frustration, of course Mew had to ruin everything, as always.

"What do you want, Mew? Can't you see I'm busy?" If there is one thing you can say about Mewtwo, it's that he does not enjoy being interrupted. But really, who does?

"I'm bored, Mewmew! Play with me!" I am one of the strongest legends in the halls, only surpassed by Arceus himself and his trio, and you see me as nothing more than a playmate?

"I said I'm busy, go ask Jirachi or something."

"No can do, Jira went to sleep three days ago."

Right, I forgot. While the 'rumor' humans made states that Jirachi sleeps for a thousand years, he actually only sleep for a few days, but like Mew he's seen so seldomly people actually believe him to be asleep in a different dimension or something.

"What about Celebi?"

"Bibi is patrolling the timelines."

"...Victini?"

"Playing poker with Shaymin, Meloetta and Manaphy."

"Seriously? How can they not know Victini will win regardless? He's not called the 'victory pokemon' for nothing!"

"And yet you asked me to play with him?" Mew asked with a curious look.

Mewtwo grunted in response. "You don't care about who wins, as long as you get to play."

"True."

"Then what about Uxie, Mesprit and Azelf?"

"Playing Smash Bros."

Mewtwo was getting a headache at this point. "...Fine. How about hide and seek?"

"Yay!"

"I'll do the seeking. The hiding place is anywhere within the halls. Get going."

Mew teleported immediately at his command, and Mewtwo returned to his book.

A few hours pass

"Mewtwo?" a new voice asked.

Looking up, Mewtwo saw it was Darkrai in his human form. Featuring a black t-shirt, black jeans, black hair and blue eyes, it was almost impossible to misstake him for another legend. "You need something?"

"Yeah, actually, have you seen Mew recently?"

"Not since this morning, no. Why?"

"Cresselia said she wanted to talk to her, and figured she would play with you since the others she usually play with are doing something else."

"Well, as I said, I did see her this morning. We're currently playing hide and seek."

Darkrai raised an eyebrow. "You're playing hide and seek? While reading a book?"

"I'm currently counting."

"What number are you currently at?"

"Twelve thousand four hundred and sixy nine."

"...To where are you counting?"

"One billion."

"..." Darkrai simply sighed. "I guess I'll have to wait until lunch. Mew never miss a meal."

I realized... that no one either noticed, know, cares or couldn't be arsed to mention a fact I was wrong about. Darkrai's eyes are blue, not red!