Peter was so screwed. The last thing he remembered was lying in Mr. Stark's arms, pleading for him to help.
God, how could he be so childish.
Peter blearily opened his eyes, and saw a figure standing over him.
"Jesus?" Peter asked the figure, who had long brown hair. "Am I in heaven?"
"I'm not Jesus kid" The figure hauled Peter up with his (metal?) arm.
Huh, I don't remember Jesus having a metal arm in the Bible.
Peter looked at maybe Jesus with sad eyes.
"If you're not Jesus, then where am I"
'Jesus' closed his eyes and sighed in frustration.
"I am not Jesus and we are not in heaven!"
Peter let out a squeak of terror and began to ramble.
"Then I'm in hell? I knew I shouldn't have taken that candy bar after closing hours but I was just so hungry from patrol and I promised I payed for it Jesus and-"
"My name's Bucky Barnes kid, and I have no idea where we are."
Peter and Bucky began to walk in the desolate land, Peter rambling on about how he was so honored to meet Jesus and The Winter Soldier in real life.