Hello everyone hope you enjoy this fullmetal alchemist and samurai cahmploo comedy.
ED VS Mugen ding ding ding lets get ready to rumble.
DISCLAIMER: i dont own FullMetal alchemist or samurai champloo
This will be a one shot fan fiction.
"get your fried fish here fried fish here get them while they are hot"Ed yelled while ring a bell.
Ed was a short 17 year old boy who was sent throught the get from his old world and sent to this edo era.
"hey hey hey short stuff! fry me up some fish"Mugen yelled at ed.
Mugen was a 25 year old samurai,he's basicly your normal samurai bum he had no money but he manages to get get some cash to eat.
"WHAT! DID YOU JUST CALL ME ULTRA SHOT LIL BLOND HAIRED LIL MIDGET!"ed yelled at the top of his lungs at Mugen.
"eh wht i never said that midget boy so keep quiet and cook my fish"mugen sadi teasingly
"WHO THE HELL DO YOU THINK YOU ARE! WHY I OUTTA" ed yelled putting his spatula.
Ed ran towards mugen and tried to pund him,mugen quickly dodge the punch and pulled out his sword.
"Heh too slow Ochibi"Mugen said getting ready to attack.
"I AM NOT AN ULTRA SUPER SHORT ELF!"Ed yelled
"I DIDNT SAY THAT BAKA!" ugen yelled back.
Mugen dashed forward with his sowrd in the air and swung straight down.Ed didnt
have anytime to dodge, all Ed did is put his arms up.after all the dust cleard, too Ed's
and Mugen's amazement Ed was alive,Ed then looked at his arm and to his surprise he
had his automail back.
"wow where did this come from maybe i hace my alchemy back" Ed thought to himself
Ed clapped his hands together and turned his automail in to a blade.
"eh what is this sorcery?oh well im still gonna killl you"Mugen said as he rushed toward Ed with his sowrd in his hand and Ed rushed toward mugen with his blade automail.
Just before the two blades hit a huge muscular man grabbed both men and yanked them away.
"AH LET ME GO I WAS ABOUT TO KICK ASS"Ed said kicking and screaming.
The muscular man let both people go and Ed looked at the man and it looked just like major arm strong
"why are you 2 fighting please get along before i show my mascualr musculs"Arm strong.
ED was in total awww...He then realized that this wasent the same arm strong from his world.
When Ed final realized he was still on battle he looked around and say Mugen walking off with 12 girls.
While mugen got aways Ed on the other hand a sentence ,the sentence was he was sentence to 1 month of torture.Ed was very frightend when he got into the dungen
he expected the worst,the soon reveailed Ed's tourture and it was major armstrong fleixing his muscals Ed then started to cry.
"SOME ONE PLZZZZZZ KILL MEEE NOWWWWWW"
THE END
A/N
howed you guys like it lol i worte this in like 20 mins lol so it was kinda rushed plz R&R