My Little JohnKat

by Arualiaa

MLP: FiM's opening song with a Homestuck twist in it. It pretty much describes most of the JohnKat fanfiction out there, but the last line is sliiightly subjective. If you agree with me in that, then marry me. The image is not mine.

AN: So yeah, just a stupid thing I did. I'm a brony (I hate the pegasister term) a JohnKat shipper, and a person with too much free time.

My Little JohnKat, My Little JohnKat, Ahh ahh ahh ahh ahh~

(My Little JohnKat...!)

I used to wonder who John's pair could be

(My Little JohnKat...!)

Until you all shown the angry kid to me

Alien biology!

Lots of fluff!

Original swear

The Windy Thing

"I'm not homo..."

You're a liar John!

This Homestuck show has just begun!

We ship! My Little JohnKat...!

And please all the human!stuckers fuck off...!