Okay, so this is my fantastic fanfic that I am writing with Lyx. SO. This is the very very into, and.... Is kinda crappy. DON'T WORRY. It gets better. I promise.
Zexion remember the day clearly.
Xemnas called everyone together. "The new members are arriving, and as Xigbar and Xaldin know, they are… different than us. They are children. There are and Luxord, the oldest, at… seven years old…" He sighed. "Then there are Axel, Marluxia, and Larxene, all six, and Demyx, four, as well as the most definite youngest, Roxas, who is three." Xemnas grinned. "We get to raise them, and I'll take on the father role. Don't you all jump up at the thought of being 'mommy.'" He laughed.
Zexion rolled his eyes. Great, so we're going to be stuck with a bunch of brats until they mature into full nobodies? Lovely. At least I won't have to deal with them.
Or so he thought.
"They're here!" Xaldin called out from the entrance, and everyone immediately showed up to see the newbies. A moody-looking seven year old stepped in first. Blue hair, gold eyes, thought Zexion, and a slight wolfish appearance. Alright, he seems mature… Next in was a blonde boy grinning, holding a pack of cards. He spoke in a heavily British accent.
"Anywon wot to play a game o' pokah?" Xaldin merely ushered him along, and the boy mumbled something or other about bloody buggers.
Great, won't be able to understand a word he says…
Next up was a boy with bright red, spiked hair, followed by two girls. Er, two boys. Er, a boy and a girl? Okay, that one's got pink hair… And the other's a blond… I don't know. They're both feminine and masculine. I think they might be he/shes! The both of them!
Last to come in was a boy with a blondish brown mullet holding the hands of a tiny guy with big blue eyes and spiked blond hair.
And they probably won't understand anything I say…
"Okay, that's everyone." Xaldin put his hands on his hips and shook his head, mumbling.
Xemnas grinned, a 'father's pride' starting to take over. "Alright, children, I'm your daddy!" He held out his arms and grinned wider.
The kids took one look at him and ran over to Lexaeus, shouting cries of 'Daddy!!'.
But that was not the worst bit.
The worst bit is what they called Zexion.
"Mommy! Save us from creepy uncle!!"
The only one who didn't run over to the other two was Saïx, who shook hands with a defeated Xemnas.
Like I said. It gets better and longer.
Events to look forward to:
-Dinner
-Bedtime Stories
-What Were Mommy and Daddy Doing?
-More to come.