DISCLAIMER! …………..I OWN NOTHING! TT-TT but I can always dream~!

Summary: In his small town of Konoha sixteen year old Naruto a vampire crazed goth boy is an outcast. But not for long...The rumored to be haunted mansion at the Uchiha estate stood vacant and boarded up for years. That is until its strange new occupants moved in. Who are these creepy people, especially the handsome, dark, and elusive Uchiha Sasuke? Or rather what are they? Naruto is dying to uncover the truth.

Warning: the most you're going to get from me right now is shounen-ai, also sasuke in this fanfic is nicer sort of…kind of emo-ish maybe? Idk….whatever his kind of OOC but not like random just a little so forgive me it's my first fanfic! T-T oh so guess that warning this fanfic is a little OOC and sasunaru shounen-ai…EVENTUALLY now on to the story! Bwaha~!

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Truth or Scare….?

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It first happened when I was five. I had just finished coloring in my Kindergarten book. It was filled with drawings of my older brothers, tissue-papered collages, and the answers to questions such as pets, favorite color, and best friend's etc. etc. written down by out teacher Iruka. My classmates and I were sitting in a circle on the floor in the reading area. "Lee, what do you want to be when you grow up?" Iruka-sensei asked after all the questions had been answered.

"A fire fighter!" he shouted.

"Hinata?"

"U-uh…a nurse," Hinata Hyuga stuttered meekly. Iruka-sensei went through the rest of the class. Police officers. Astronauts. Football players. Finally it was my turn.

"Naruto, what do you want to be when you grow up?" Iruka-sensei asked his brown eyes staring at me.

I said nothing.

"An actor?"

I shook my head.

"A doctor?"

"Nuh, uh," I said.

"A flight attendant?"

"Yuck!" I replied.

"Then what?" he asked, annoyed.

I thought for a moment. "I want to be . . ."

"Yes?"

"I want to be . . . a vampire!" I shouted, to the shock and amazement of Iruka-sensei. For a moment I thought he started to laugh; maybe he really did. The children sitting next to me started to inch away. I spent most of my childhood watching others inch away.

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I was conceived on my older brother's water bed-or on the rooftop of my eldest brother's college dorm under twinkling stars-depending on which one of my brothers is telling the story. I think they're lucky I wasn't more eccentric. I could have wanted to be a beaded-haired hippie werewolf! But somehow I became obsessed with vampires.

Minato and Kyuubi Uzumaki became more responsible after my adoption into this world-or I'll rephrase that "less day dreamy." It was the best time ever though…later Kyuubi moved into his own place and Minato got married to a woman I consider mom named Kushina. The three of us laugh and played Twister, and squeezed Twinkies between our teeth. We stayed up late, watching Dracula movies and Batman on a old black and white T.V screen we'd received when we opened a bank account. I felt secure under the blanket of midnight, rubbing Kushina's belly. I figured she was going to give birth to moving play-doh like in those lava lamps.

Everything changed when she gave birth to the play-doh-only it wasn't play-doh! She gave birth to Nerd-boy! How could she?! How could she destroy all the Twinkie nights? Now she had to go to bed early and that creation my "parents" called "Konohamaru" cried and fussed all night. I was suddenly alone. It was Dracula-the Dracula on T.V- that kept me company while my "mom" slept, Nerd-boy wailed, and Minato changed smelly diapers in the darkness.

And if that wasn't bad enough, they suddenly they sent me to a place that wasn't my apartment, that didn't have wild 3-D flower posters on the walls, but boring collages of kids' handprints. 'Who decorates around here?'I wondered. It was overcrowded with Sears and Macys catalog girls in frilly dress Sears and Macys catalog boys in tapered pants and perfectly combed hair. Kushina and Minato called it "kindergarten."

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"They'll be your friends," Kushina reassured me, as I clung to her side for dear life. She waved good-bye and blew me a kiss as I stood alone as one can get. I watched her walk away with Konohamaru on her hip as she took him back to the place filler with glow in the dark posters, monster movies, and Twinkies. Somehow I made it through the day. Cutting and gluing black paper on black paper, finger painting Barbie's lips black, and telling the assistant teachers ghost stories, while the Sears catalog kids ran around like they were all cousins at an all-America family picnic. I was even happy to see Nerd-boy when Mom finally came to pick me up.

That night she found me trying to kiss Christopher Lee in Horror of Dracula. That's right I'm gay deal with it.

"Naruto! What are you doing up so late? You have school tomorrow!"

"What?" I said. The bowl of ramen I was eating fell to the floor, and my heart fell with it.

"But I thought it was just one time?"I said, panicked.

"Sweet Naru. You have to go everyday!"

'Every day?' The words echoed inside my head. It was a life sentence! That night Konohamaru couldn't hope to compete with my dramatic wailing and crying. As I lay alone in my bed, I prayed for eternal darkness and a sun that never rose. Unfortunately the next day I woke up to a blinding light, and a monster headache.

I longed to be around at least one person that I could connect with. But I couldn't find any, at home or school. At home lava lamps were replaced with Tiffany-style lamps, the glow in the dark posters were covered with Laura Ashley wallpaper, and our grainy black and white T.V was upgraded to a twenty-five inch color model.

At school instead of singing the songs of Mary Poppins, I whistled the theme to The Exorcist.

Halfway though kindergarten I tried to become a vampire. Sai, a perfectly combed black-haired brunette with dark black eyes, was my nemesis from the moment I stared him down when he tried to cut in front of me on the slide. He hated me, because I was the only kid who wasn't afraid of him. The kids and teachers kissed up to him, because his father owned most of the land their houses sat on. Sai was in a biting phase, not because he wanted to be a vampire like me, but just because he was plain mean. He has taken pieces of flesh out of everyone but me. And I was starting to get ticked off!

We were on the playground, standing by the basketball hoop, when I pinched the skin of his puny little arm so hard I thought blood would squirt out. His face turned beet red. I stood motion less and waited. Sai's body trembled with anger and his eyes swelled with vengeance as I smirked at him. The he left his dental impression in my expectant hand. Iruka-sensei was forced to sit him against the school wall, and I happily danced around the playground, waiting to transform into a vampire bat.

"That Naruto is an odd one," I overheard Iruka-sensei say to another teacher as I skipped past the crying Sai, who was throwing a fit on the hard black-top. I blew him a kiss with my bitten hand. I wore my wound proudly as I got on the school swing. I could fly now right? But I'd need something to take me into warp speed. The seat was as high as the top of the fence, but I was aiming for the puffy clouds. The rusty swing started to buckle when I jumped off planned to fly across the playground-all the way to a startled Sai. Instead I plummeted to the muddy earth, doing further damage to my tooth-marked hand. I cried more from the fact that I didn't possess supernatural powers like the heroes on T.V than because of my throbbing flesh.

With my bite trapped under ice, Iruka-sensei sat me against the wall to rest while a spoiled snot-nosed Sai was now free to play. He blew me a teasing kiss and said "Thank you." I stuck my tongue and called him a name I heard a mobster say in The Godfather. Iruka-sensei immediately sent me inside. I was sent inside lot during my childhood recesses. I was destined to take a recess from recess.

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Omg! Im done with my first chapter! Yayz! Please leave a comment I know its kinda crappy but im trying! T_T||||