Okay. ODSCL17, don't get angry at me if this sort of looks familiar to a role play that we did. Note: This was from a role play that I did with ODSCL17. It was her idea to have Kendall fall in love with Kowalski, not mine.
"Oh come on Kowalski! You can't just stay in bed all day!" Skipper yelled. "I can, and I will." Kowalski said sadly. "On your feet solder! Now!" Skipper yelled. Kowalski and his girlfriend, Doris the dolphin, were having a chat on the computer, but after Kowalski said something, Doris got angry and she broke up with him. Private and Rico heard Skipper yelling. "What's going on here?" Private asked. "It's Kowalski. He and Doris had a fight on the internet and she said that she doesn't want to talk to Kowalski anymore." Skipper said. Rico rolled his eyes. He didn't want to hear Kowalski being heartbroken. "Skipper, is there anyway we can help Kowalski?" Private asked. "I'm not sure Private." Skipper said.
Rico had an idea. "Hey, how about we find Kowalski a girlfriend." Rico said. "Good idea." Skipper said. "Nice one." Private said. "Are you kidding me? No one can replace Doris." Kowalski said.
Out of the Penguin HQ, there was a new female penguin who came to the zoo. This penguin looked normal on the outside, but on the inside, there were lots of things happening to her. She has a huge habit of screaming, she loves having tons of babies, and she has lots of medical issues. Her name was Kendall and she had glasses on just like Kowalski does. The lemurs saw her. "Hello neighbor!" King Julien yelled. Kendall got scared and screamed. Skipper heard the screaming. He left he HQ.
"What is going on here!? What's with the screaming!?" Skipper asked. Then he saw the female penguin and ran to her. "Are you alright?" Skipper asked. Kendall shook her head. "Don't worry. I'll have Kowalski cure you." Skipper said. He picked up Kendall and took her to the HQ. Rico and Private were playing a game. "Okay. The point in this game is throw this ring on that cone." Private said. "Got it." Rico said. Skipper walked in with Kendall. Rico regurgitated a ring and it almost hit Kendall. Skipper caught it.
"Whoa! What's going on over here!? Why are you throwing a ring at us!?" Skipper asked. "Sorry." Rico said. Private saw Kendall. "Skipper, who's that?" Private asked. "What?" Skipper asked. "The penguin you're holding. Who is that?" Private asked. "Oh. This penguin just had some crazy medical episode." Skipper said. "Crikey! Is she alright?" Private asked. "I think so. I'm going to have Kowalski check on her. Where is Kowalski?" Skipper asked.
"In his bunk." Rico said. Skipper walked over to Kowalski with Kendall who was still in Skipper's wings. "Kowalski?" Skipper asked. Kowalski sat up in his bunk and looked at Skipper. Kendall opened her eyes and saw Kowalski. She thought that Kowalski looked so handsome. Kendall smiled. "Skipper, who's that penguin?" Kowalski asked. "I don't know. I didn't get her name yet." Skipper said. "Oh. My name is Kendall. You are?" Kendall asked. "I'm Skipper, the tall guy in the bunk is Kowalski, the penguin who's regurgitating objects is Rico, and the small penguin is Private." Skipper said. "Oh. Wow." Kendall said. "What?" Skipper asked.
"Kowalski." Kendall said. "Yes?" Kowalski asked. "Kowalski." Kendall said again. "Yes. I am Kowalski." Kowalski said. "Do you have a girlfriend?" Kendall asked. "Well I used to, but then she broke up with me. Her name was Doris." Kowalski said and he started crying. Kendall started crying. "Guys! Stop getting emotional." Skipper said. "I don't want him to be upset." Kendall said. "I like him."
"Kowalski?" Skipper asked. Kendall nodded. "Are you alright?" Private asked. "Yes. You see, I have lots of medical problems. One minute, I want to be cured, and the next minute, I don't. I also get these attacks and I cry a lot." Kendall said. "Okay." Rico said. He didn't care. "Kowalski, can you please get out of your bunk. I want to talk to you." Kendall said. "Okay." Kowalski said and he jumped down. "Hi."
"Hey." Kendall said. "So I can cure you in my lab." Kowalski said. "Okay." Kendall said. Skipper put Kendall down and Kendall ran to Kowalski. She hugged him. Kowalski felt uncomfortable. "What are you doing?" Kowalski asked. "I like you Kowalski. Really." Kendall said. "Okay." Kowalski said and he went to his lab. "Aw. I think Kowalski has a girlfriend." Private said. "I'm not sure. He didn't seem comfortable with her." Skipper said. "He's still new to her. Give him some time." Private said. "Okay." Skipper said.
Kowalski was in his lab with Kendall. He took out a picture of Doris and sighed. "Kowalski, please put the picture away." Kendall said. "Okay." Kowalski said and he put the picture away. Kendall kissed Kowalski. "I love you." Kendall said. "But we just met." Kowalski said. "I don't care. I want to be together with you." Kendall said. Kowalski sighed sadly. "What's wrong?" Kendall asked. "Nothing." Kowalski said. It was now nine thirty at night. "Lights out boys." Skipper said.
"Okay Skipper." Kowalski said and he left the lab. Kendall followed him. She looked at Kowalski. "Kendall, it was nice meeting you." Kowalski said and he went to his bunk. Kendall started to cry. "No!" She yelled. "Look ma'am, my team needs to get to sleep." Skipper said. "But I need Kowalski. I can't live without him." Kendall said. "Okay. Now that's stupid!" Rico yelled. Private nodded. "You'll be fine." Private said. Kendall shook her head. Skipper sighed. "How can we help her?" Private asked. "I don't want to help her. I want to ignore her." Rico said. "I want Kowalski." Kendall said. "Kowalski, can Kendall sleep with you?" Skipper asked. Kowalski sighed.
"I guess." Kowalski said. Kendall smiled and went to Kowalski's bunk. All of the penguins were asleep. Kowalski had a dream about him and Kendall. They were boyfriend and girlfriend. Kendall and Kowalski walked past the water and they saw Doris. Kowalski sighed. He put a song on. It was called The Tracks Of My Tears by Johnny Rivers.
"So take a good look at my face. You see my smile looks out of place. If you look closer, it's easy to trace the tracks of my tears. I need you, need you. If you see me with another girl, acting like I'm having fun, although she may be cute, she's just a substitute. Girl, you're the permanent one." Kowalski sang. In reality, Kowalski was actually singing that song. Rico heard it. He woke up. "Private." Rico said. Private woke up. "What?" He asked.
"Do you hear Kowalski?" Rico asked. "Yes. I do. Oh no. He's singing about Doris." Private said. "Do you think Kowalski's in love with Kendall?" Rico asked. Private shook his head. "No." He said. "What do we tell Kendall?" Rico asked. "Tell her that Kowalski's in love with Doris." Private said. The two penguins heard Kendall crying. "Oops." Rico said. "I heard what you said. Kowalski should love me though." Kendall said. Skipper woke up. "Look! You cannot force someone to love you!" Skipper said. Kowalski woke up. "What's going on?" Kowalski asked. "Please Kowalski! I need you!" Kendall said. "We can be friends, but not boyfriend and girlfriend. I'm not in love with you. I'm in love with Doris and you need to accept that." Kowalski said. Skipper nodded. "Okay back to sleep." He said and the penguins fell asleep.
The next day, Kowalski found a cure. "Now Kendall, all you have to do is drink this and you won't have anymore medical problems." Kowalski said. "Okay." Kendall said and then she screamed and dropped the medicine. "What are you doing!?" Kowalski asked. "I'm sorry! I think something's wrong with me." Kendall said. "What is it?" Kowalski asked. Then there was an egg. "Crikey!" Private yelled. Rico and Skipper woke up. "What?" Rico asked. "What's wrong Private?" Skipper asked. "Guys, there's an egg." Kowalski said. "Sorry." Kendall said. Skipper had his wings crossed. "Great. Now this place will be a nursery." Skipper said.
Kendall sighed. "I'm sorry Skipper." Kendall said. "It's fine." Skipper said in an angry tone. "You know, maybe I shouldn't be with you guys." Kendall said. "No. I'm sorry." Skipper said. "No. It's fine. I'll see you around. I know Kowalski doesn't love me." Kendall said and she left. Skipper looked at Kowalski. Kowalski sighed and went back to sleep. It was now the next day, Kowalski's phone was ringing. "Hello?" Kowalski asked. "Kowalski. It's so good to talk to you again." Doris said. "Doris?" Kowalski asked. "Yes. Look, I'm sorry about before. Can we get back together?" Doris asked. Kowalski smiled. "Yes!" He said. "Aw. Kowalski and Doris are back." Private said.
The End.