The animal kingdom was in a state of disorder and disarray. Birds were drowning with fish, bovines were being named after horses, and rats were once again spreading the black plague when they had promised not to. If that wasn't bad enough barrels were thinking they could get it on with doorknobs. But that was only the start of the problems facing the animal kingdom. In only a few days, Simba would be pronounced king (of the jungle), and at the last moment, his supposed mate had run off and eloped with another.
With Simba in a Fuzzking depression the likes of which hadn't been seen in a half century and not on this side of Spain at the very least, it was up to the animal kingdom to elect a regent to stand in for the would-be king of the jungle. Naturally, Scar stepped up to the top of Pride Rock and nominated Pegasus. It was a surprising political move that nobody saw coming!
So then began the mass migration all the way to Greece to pray at the temple of Pegasus.. which turned out to be a horse stable in Ohio. But it had a little grease in it, if that counts.
Surprisingly, Zeus was there entertaining Hera and hanging out with Hercules. Since Pegasus was just headbutting Hercules (and suffering prolonged brain damage at the same time) the Gods parted with their pet.. then they reconsidered and exchanged Pegasus for Hercules back so the animal kingdom could have the birdbrain.
But all the while, nobody realized that Scar had a master plan. Pegasus was just a puppet leader, a friendly face to get the sympathy vote. Soon Scar began whispering secrets in Pegasus's ear. But Pegasus wasn't that kind of winged divine stallion, so he slapped him. Scar knowing his place, backed off.
Hoping to incite a civil war, Scar moved in secret throughout the animal kingdom. Hoping to find Nala and restore the rightful ruler to the throne of Asgard (since Olympus was clearly a closed door at this point), Scar instead found a surprise ally in the king of another jungle, Kerchak.
Scar was winded and tired from travelling so far and wide, he was in no position to swing on vines alongside Kerchak, so instead he ran along the ground shouting up at the big ape. Mistaking the shouts for a proclamation of war, the gorillas descended upon Scar and turned him into Scar's Ghost.
Scar's Ghost confounded the local inhabitants for many days, moaning and wailing throughout the night. Finally having enough of his shenanigans, Tarzan called up the Ghostbusters. But since they couldn't afford airfare, they recruited members of the animal kingdom to serve in their stead. White Rabbit was one of these new Ghostbuster recruits, alongside Terk, Shenzi and that drowned fish as their ghost liaison for translation.
Well, if you thought an unlicensed nuclear accelerator was hard to control in human hands you should see one of these things strapped to the back of a rabbit and a hyena. Suffice to say, the two did what no Ghostbuster should ever do, they crossed the streams. Streams of water, that is. They ran for the hills once they saw Scar's Ghost and that he was hungry for rabbit. Terk wasn't afraid however, she was thankful just to have a new job. And like all Gorillas, she showed her appreciation and gratitude by shitting out gummi blocks and building herself a gummi ship warp drive. Well... if you don't know what happens when a gummi ship warp drive is hit by the beam of an unlicensed nuclear accelerator, then don't let me spoil the sequel.
Suffice to say, in the end, Roo got his pooh stick and returned it to the Fellowship of the Pooh.
The End.