This is a spin off to Kiran's list and it will be a two-shots.

Disclaimer: Fire Emblem belongs to Nintendo while other things mentioned belong to their respective owners. I only write this for pure fun.

Second: English is my second language so expect some grammatical errors.

Third: OOC's, suggestive statement, and… Hector. Yes, only Hector. He's being overprotective papa bear here.

It is a normal day at the Order of the Heroes. All the heroes are gathered in the purple book for the latest laws that was written by the resident summoner.

And currently, they are now reading the last law.

606. To all order of Heroes: surprising the only way I can go into the Nexus and Blizzard world is I have to buy the bundle in order to get in. They ran out of the regular ones and the only ones they have are 12 grade encrusted diamond tickets first class seats. So yeah, I kinda bought 12 tickets in the bundles with the gold that Anna was kindly to donate for my pleasant vacation. Anyways, I already pick out the first fives heroes that will come with me. The names are: Roy, Lilina, Henry, Alfonse (yes he's going with me as he needs a break from this too) and finally Lloyd. As I find these people I can trust or at least tolerate when there are at a different world. The other six are undecided as I need to figure out who I can bring that will not cause too much trouble.

"WHAT?!" A certain green axe armor unit shouted at the top of his lungs after he read the last law. Literally. "LILINA'S BEEN CHOSEN ON THE VACATION?! WITH ELIWOOD'S SQUIRT?!"

"Hector, calm down!" Lyn said to her fuming husband. "I'm sure that Kiran has the reason to-"

"I WON'T allow that!" Hector shouted again. "I'll make sure that our daughter will not be in the vacation-"

"VALFLAME!" Arvis shouted, hurling a ball of fire around Hector charring him. "You're so noisy!"

"SHUT UP!" Hector was smacked in the head by Lyn.

"Denied."

"What?"

"Hector, those two are so close since they were kids. And no, Kiran's has the power to choose who the other six are." Eliwood sighed after his statement. Hector has been pestering him to switch Roy with the former in the vacation. Fortunately for the Marquess of Pherae, his son was in a mission with Reinhardt, Julia and Elise. "And Roy has been sane during the shenanigans that happened here."

"Eliwood, do you know how many times your son causes trouble?"

"He was only a victim to the Troublesome Three."

"Four, if Legault is going to be summoned."

"Hector, Legault hasn't been found yet so he wasn't considered to be summonable."

"I know, but do you know what happened to your son?"

Flashbacks:

Roy playing a BL game with Eliwood and making the voice actor jokes onto Lloyd and Zephiel, causing the latter to grab him and dragged him to the training tower.

Roy being chased by the Ikes and Zelgius (because of the potion that the Troublesome Three put onto him), causing him to hide in the Final Fantasy world.

And finally, Roy is under the influence of a certain silver haired villain by said world above to kill Ike. Ike remedy the solution by talking to a certain warrior who is the nemesis of the said villain from the world mentioned above.

End Flashbacks

"I told you, Hector. That was their fault." Eliwood concluded.

"But he doesn't deserve that spot! That's it! I'm talking to Kiran."

"You won't find him."

"Eh?!"

"He's in the World of Conquest, battling 'Xander's doppelganger' as Kiran quoted it." Eliwood said, while gesturing the 'Xander's doppelganger' part.

"WHAT?!"

-Meanwhile in the World of Conquest while doing the Xander's GHB-

"ATCHOO!"

"You okay, Kiran?" Roy asked.

"Someone's talking about me." Kiran said.

Being a summoner means that you have the power to accept or deny a hero's demands (like Michalis for example: he wanted to kill Marth but Kiran denied his demand. Of course, Michalis was angry at this and being bombarded by the resident stalker, Tharja) but sometimes you need a break like a vacation to unwind yourself. So, when Kiran chooses the next six heroes that will accompany him to his grand vacation, he hears a bickering in the Central Hall.

"Lord Hector, I swear to the Elimine that Lilina and I are only dating, not marrying." Roy explained to the fuming Hector.

"Here we go again." Kiran muttered.

"Hell, no!" Hector shouted "I will NOT allow my daughter to either get a boyfriend or worse, getting married!"

"Hector, this nonsense must be stopped!" Lyn snapped. "Roy and Lilina are so cute together and you can't stop it."

"Besides, you're already dead in our timeline." Zephiel chimed in which resulted in dodging a hand axe that almost hit his crotch while shouting an unmanly 'eep!'

"The ship's already sailing and you can't stop it!" Male Robin was OHKO by Armads, thanks to distant counter.

"Just no and no!" Hector shouted, throwing temper tantrums like a child.

"How the hell the former Marquess and his retainers survive his attitude?" Ryoma muttered under his breath while looking at Matthew and Serra.

"Don't know, Ryoma." Xander answered.

Kiran decides to step in and the shenanigan must be stop. "What is going on?"

"Hector is demanding Roy to break with Lilina!" Nowi dodged a Bolganon spell courtesy of Lilina.

"Hector, I think Roy and Lilina are cute together." Kiran explained to stop this and sent Male Robin to the healer's tent before Tharja 'interrogate' him. "So stop your overprotective papa bear of yours before you harm any of the-"

"That's it!" Hector grinned and a grinning Hector is a bad sign. Since his Goody-Two-Shoes friend of his isn't there, he will say it to the Young Lion's face and he mean it. "I WILL [BLEEP!] you in the [BLEEP!] and make you my [BLEEP!] slave where you will [BLEEP!] my [BLEEP!] until your broken and [BLEEP!] to be my [BLEEP!] boy!"

Silence ensures in the hall.

Kiran's eyebrows twitched at the statement, the older ones covers the younger heroes' ears (while the curious ones e.g Elise asks what those words mean, Xander only shrugs), Deirdre readied her Naga Tome, Lyn readied her Armorslayer that she inherited from a stray 4-star Hana, Roy's face paled as a white paper when he hear that statement, Lilina only gasped, the Troublesome Three says 'Oh my~' while grinning and Hector didn't noticed that a dark aura is looming behind him.

"HECTOR!" Eliwood's calm but angry voice boomed towards his back. Hector only turned at his angry best friend.

"Eliwood, I can explain-"

"DIE, YOU OSTIAN LUMP!" Eliwood roared, brandishing the Blazing Durandal that he refined from the weapon refinery and chased after his best friend but because armor knights are slower, Eliwood caught Hector and beat the crap out of him, thanks to his axebreaker 3.

And we see Hector in the last chapter of Kiran's List tied up in a chair by Jaffar and was knocked out cold by Lyn using Arvis' Valflame Tome (Arvis had enough of his bickering so he gratefully borrow his tome to Lyn.)

"Father, do you think Lord Hector will do that on me?" Roy asked, shuddering by placing his hands into his arms, rubbing it.

"I think he's reading too much BDSM gay porn courtesy of Niles." Eliwood explained then sighed. "Just go with Lilina, okay?"

"Kay!" and Roy leave his father's room.

"I wish Oswin and Marcus are here." Eliwood muttered to himself.

To be continued…

Next is the Civil Hero Wars on who will be accompanying Kiran on his vacation!

Criticism is welcome!