Disclaimer: Anything you recognize does not belong to me.
Author's Note: This is a song parody about Neal, one of my favorite characters, based on the song "Gump" by Weird Al Yankovic. Which is a parody of "Lump" by Presidents of the United States of America. So I guess this is a parody of a parody. Enjoy!
Neal
Neal ate alone in the big palace hall
"I hate my veggies," he said to the wall
Reading lots of books and eyeing up court chicks
He never gets invited to Lord Wyldon's picnics
He's Neal, he's Neal
He won't eat peas
He's Neal, he's Neal, he's Neal
He'll cure your sneeze
Most of the pages would agree
That Neal wrote a lot of really bad poetry
He always writes such awful verse
That when people read it there is nothing that is worse
He's Neal, he's Neal
His eyes are green
He's Neal, he's Neal, he's Neal
He'll mend your spleen
Run... run... Run from the broccoli
Run... run... Here come the carrots
Run... run... It's a big salad
Run... STOP!
(Neal falls to his knees, exhausted, while an army of vegetables swarms past him.)
His best friend Kel was the first lady page
He started training at a very late age
His redheaded knight master made him cry
His buddy Owen is a very jolly guy
He's Neal, he's Neal
He's a Meathead
He's Neal, he's Neal, he's Neal
His name's not Fred
Did this Neal eat lots of cake?
I think so
Did this Neal's heart often break?
I think so
Did this Neal taste like a steak?
I think so
And that's all I have to say about that