HELLLOOOO! I AM USUAALLY A 17 YEAR OLD GIRL WHO WANTS TO INCLUDE HERSELF IN A BATSHIT UNIVERSE WHERE YOU CAN BE LIKELY KILLED! BUT THANKS TO MY UNNATURAL CHARISMA AND MARISUENESS, I WILL SURVIVE AND EVENTUALLY ROMANCE THE MAIN PROGAGONIST EVEN THOUGH IN NORMAL CANON HE WOULD TURN EVERYONE DOWN! SC :333333 INSTAGRAM YALL. (I intend to offend everyone.)
It was a normal day. Sheila walked down the street from her school. She just talked to her girlfriends (AN: ITZ ALL BOUT DA BUSINESS WIT MA GIRLFRIENDZ, MHMMM) and is now walking to her home. BUT SUDDENLY, A HUGE ALPHA-ASS DOUCHE CAME. "YO, YOU WANT TO GO TO STARCRAFT?" The girl would for some reason gain immediate knowledge and chooses to leave all her loved ones behind to a fantasy universe. "SUREEEE." this chick was blonde btw. The HUGE ALPHA DOUCHE NODDED AND SUDDENLY SHE FOUND HERSELF IN A ZERG HIVE.
Kerrigan thought some useless shit that she wouldn't even been thinking because she would be slaughtering Terran and protoss but LE SUDDENLY, A ...TERRAN appeared. Now I know what you're thinking. Kerrigan would've slaughtered her on the spot and create some biomass for her army. BUT NOPE. Instead Kerrigan just sat there and twirled her Tentacles. (thisisntananime.) "HMMMMM. What is your name?" Kerrigan felt unnatural and controlled but her body seemed to be somehow intrigued with a ...Let me remind you. A TERRAN. TEENAGER. GIRL. The girl looks at Kerrigan and gave a smartass grin. "MAH NAME IS SHEILA!" Kerrigan wanted to SLAUGHTER this girl but she actually considered making a second general despite slaying the Cerebrates to gain UTMOST control of the Swarm. "I see..We...Need more generals..." THE GIRL DOES A GIRLY SQUEE, AND OHHHH GOD, KERRIGAN WANTED TO FACEPALM AND MURDER WHOEVER IS DOING THIS.
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