This is my first Drake & Josh fanfiction I ever wrote. It's posted on my site, but I thought I'd put it here as well. I know some of you can't get to the second and third chapters. I'm trying to fix it. This story is completely written but not completely posted. In fact, I've already written up a sequel, which I will post when I finish posting this.
I don't own any of the Drake & Josh characters. I did create some characters for this fanfiction though. The song "Insensitive" is sung by Jann Arden and written by Anne Loree. No copyright infringements are intended.
Drake sighed as he watched Patty walk away from the car. She looked a bit upset. It had to be done though. Drake Parker tied to one girl? No way. Besides, she'd get over it. Everyone else did. Everyone knew that Drake Parker only went on first dates. Very rarely did he go on a second date. Sure, once in a while he dated girls for long periods of time, but that was only when he really liked them. Most of the time, these dates led to nothing, and he found someone else the next weekend. Drake drove home, wondering who he should take out next week.
Drake arrived home to find Josh with the one girl he couldn't stand, Mindy Crenshaw. Drake had to attempt to be nice; she was Josh's girlfriend, and Josh was his brother. Rather than stay downstairs with the two, Drake quietly slipped upstairs to the bedroom he shared with Josh.
"...Megan!"
"Yes Drake?" asked his little sister, smiling sweetly. Drake was soaking wet. "Oh, I see you found my water balloons." Drake began to glare. "...gotta go," she said and dashed out of the room.
"Just wait until Mom gets home!" Drake yelled after her. Leave it to his evil little sister to rig up water balloons to hit him as soon as he opened the door. Drake grumbled as he pulled on a clean shirt and pajama bottoms, then started to dry his hair with a towel. He sat down. What to do? Play a little guitar? Watch a little T.V.?
"Hey, Drake," said Josh walking in. "How'd your date go?"
"Same old, same old," Drake responded. Josh looked into the laundry hamper.
"Hey Drake, why are your clothes..."
"Don't ask."
"Okay."
"So, same old, same old. You won't be seeing her again then."
"Nope."
"Drake, you have to stop doing that. Some girl is going to come along and think you're an insensitive jerk."
"Oh, come on Josh. Everyone knows that Drake Parker is not a guaranteed second date."
"Some girls don't like it you know. Someone's gonna put you in your place eventually."
"They haven't yet."
"Someday..."
"Okay, I'll worry about that when someday comes." Drake turned on the T.V. to see what was on. He grew tired of Josh bugging him to find an actual girlfriend.
"Fine," Josh replied, shaking his head at his step-brother. "So, what's with your clothes..."
"I don't want to talk about it!"