EVTSC: I'm back! And I still don't own Trigun!
A/N once again I forgive for any OOCness that may and most likely will occur. But I must start somewhere, so why not at the beginning? Once again forgive the OOCness! I will not say this any more so you may read my little ficy.
. Yay. She shut up.
.^^ We have returned to crush you spiders that still remain!
-_\\ And it's still my show!
REM: Long ago in a galaxy far away
KNIVES HOLDS UP A SIGN THAT READS: LEGATO'S SUPBERBLY SUBLIMINAL SHOW THAT TAKES PLACE INSIDE A BROOM CLOSET.
LEGATO Master. That is not where I chose to film my wonderful human tormenting show.
DOM: Actually we have moved inside a stall, to many complaints. They all said that the cat kept hitting on them as they washed their hands.
KNIVES: It is that demon cat pet of a spider that caused this. HE POINTS TO HIS FACE Look! My face! The Pain! HE HAD A CUTE LITTLE CLIFFORD BAND-AID ON HIS RIGHT CHEEK. He scratched me and caused me to bleed.
DOM: Sit on it Knives.
LEGATO: Never disobey my Master woman!
DOM: .. You still aren't over that?
LEG: No. And I shall never be, as you say, over it.
DOM: That's why you'll never get laid.
LEG: That hurt.
KNIVES: Enough from the nose bleeders. LOOKS AROUND THE STALL.
WW: What?
MILLY: What's the matter Mr. Knives?
MID: STOPS PLAYING HIS SAX. Yes, what seems to be the problem?
KNIVES: It seems that my brother, nor the crazed spider is present.
THE DOOR OPENS. ALL WAIT EXPECTENTLY. REM COMES IN WAVING.
REM: Hello everyone.
ALL FROWN.
REM: What seems to be the problem?
KNIVES: Why is it that every spider asks the same unintelligent question over and over?
WW: Just to annoy the tar out of you.
KNIVES: Tar? Since when did you stop cursing?
WW: Since last we met and Milly and I had Vash Stampede Wolfwood.
MILLY: HOLDS A BUNDLE IN HER ARMS He's a new member to our cast.
DOM: Maybe he'll make a better Vash than the last one did.
REM: Congratulations Milly.
MILLY: Thanks.
KNIVES: Nothing could replace my dimwitted brother. Nothing, no spider I know, is dumber than he.
LEG: You have a point Master. Also, any new Vash would not take as lightly being shot at and verbally abused.
KNIVES: True. True. But! Where is he?
MILLY: Maybe he and Sempai ran away together. SHE LOOKED DOWN AT VASH WOLFWOOD AND MADE GURGLY NOISE AND THE BABY RESPONDED HAPPILY.
WW: Maybe he found a better paying job. And was finally able to get away from you losers.
DOM: I'm not a loser. Maybe the rest of these bums, but so not me.
LEG: My Dominique you are quick to accuse the Master of such harsh remarks.
DOM: .
KNIVES: Someone just tell me what happened to Vash.
REM: I've also noticed that Meryl, the one thing that stopped Vash from obsessing over me, seems to have vanished also.
MILLY: She went back to work for Bernardelli.
LEG: And yet you chose to stay here?
MIL: Yes. I couldn't leave Mr. Priest. Then Vash Wolfwood was born so I decided that it was best to stay and live like a family.
KNI: But that still doesn't tell me where my hippie love and peace, donut eating, skirt chasing, cry baby, brother disappeared to.
MID: Did you try the donut store?
KNI: Yes! I searched every place that Vash could possibly be. Then I came here hoping he would be here.
DOM: Well you were wrong.
LEG: The master is never wrong! HE MAKES DOM CHOKE HERSELF TILL SHE IS BLUE IN THE FACE. Forgive me for my sarcastic ness.
KNIVES: Vash! Come out; come out where ever you are!
-End part 1-
EVTSC A new beginning!
.^^ Where's my brother? Has anyone seen my brother?
. If you ask me I don't miss him.
-_\\ The furniture no longer has donut crumbs crusted into it!
A/N once again I forgive for any OOCness that may and most likely will occur. But I must start somewhere, so why not at the beginning? Once again forgive the OOCness! I will not say this any more so you may read my little ficy.
. Yay. She shut up.
.^^ We have returned to crush you spiders that still remain!
-_\\ And it's still my show!
REM: Long ago in a galaxy far away
KNIVES HOLDS UP A SIGN THAT READS: LEGATO'S SUPBERBLY SUBLIMINAL SHOW THAT TAKES PLACE INSIDE A BROOM CLOSET.
LEGATO Master. That is not where I chose to film my wonderful human tormenting show.
DOM: Actually we have moved inside a stall, to many complaints. They all said that the cat kept hitting on them as they washed their hands.
KNIVES: It is that demon cat pet of a spider that caused this. HE POINTS TO HIS FACE Look! My face! The Pain! HE HAD A CUTE LITTLE CLIFFORD BAND-AID ON HIS RIGHT CHEEK. He scratched me and caused me to bleed.
DOM: Sit on it Knives.
LEGATO: Never disobey my Master woman!
DOM: .. You still aren't over that?
LEG: No. And I shall never be, as you say, over it.
DOM: That's why you'll never get laid.
LEG: That hurt.
KNIVES: Enough from the nose bleeders. LOOKS AROUND THE STALL.
WW: What?
MILLY: What's the matter Mr. Knives?
MID: STOPS PLAYING HIS SAX. Yes, what seems to be the problem?
KNIVES: It seems that my brother, nor the crazed spider is present.
THE DOOR OPENS. ALL WAIT EXPECTENTLY. REM COMES IN WAVING.
REM: Hello everyone.
ALL FROWN.
REM: What seems to be the problem?
KNIVES: Why is it that every spider asks the same unintelligent question over and over?
WW: Just to annoy the tar out of you.
KNIVES: Tar? Since when did you stop cursing?
WW: Since last we met and Milly and I had Vash Stampede Wolfwood.
MILLY: HOLDS A BUNDLE IN HER ARMS He's a new member to our cast.
DOM: Maybe he'll make a better Vash than the last one did.
REM: Congratulations Milly.
MILLY: Thanks.
KNIVES: Nothing could replace my dimwitted brother. Nothing, no spider I know, is dumber than he.
LEG: You have a point Master. Also, any new Vash would not take as lightly being shot at and verbally abused.
KNIVES: True. True. But! Where is he?
MILLY: Maybe he and Sempai ran away together. SHE LOOKED DOWN AT VASH WOLFWOOD AND MADE GURGLY NOISE AND THE BABY RESPONDED HAPPILY.
WW: Maybe he found a better paying job. And was finally able to get away from you losers.
DOM: I'm not a loser. Maybe the rest of these bums, but so not me.
LEG: My Dominique you are quick to accuse the Master of such harsh remarks.
DOM: .
KNIVES: Someone just tell me what happened to Vash.
REM: I've also noticed that Meryl, the one thing that stopped Vash from obsessing over me, seems to have vanished also.
MILLY: She went back to work for Bernardelli.
LEG: And yet you chose to stay here?
MIL: Yes. I couldn't leave Mr. Priest. Then Vash Wolfwood was born so I decided that it was best to stay and live like a family.
KNI: But that still doesn't tell me where my hippie love and peace, donut eating, skirt chasing, cry baby, brother disappeared to.
MID: Did you try the donut store?
KNI: Yes! I searched every place that Vash could possibly be. Then I came here hoping he would be here.
DOM: Well you were wrong.
LEG: The master is never wrong! HE MAKES DOM CHOKE HERSELF TILL SHE IS BLUE IN THE FACE. Forgive me for my sarcastic ness.
KNIVES: Vash! Come out; come out where ever you are!
-End part 1-
EVTSC A new beginning!
.^^ Where's my brother? Has anyone seen my brother?
. If you ask me I don't miss him.
-_\\ The furniture no longer has donut crumbs crusted into it!