Little Malfoy
(Sung to the tune of Little Saint Nick by the Beach Boys)
By Lillian Evans
Well a way down stairs
Where the air is cold
There's a kid who lives there
Who's got a lot of gold
And he's got two friends
Who help him bully and brag
He thinks that muggle-loving fools
Are a real big drag
He's a little Malfoy
Little Malfoy
He's a little Malfoy
Little Malfoy
He's a Crisco haired wonder
Followed by two goons
Thinks that scar head and weasel
Are a bunch of loons
With mischievous plots
And unscrupulous deeds
He's a back stabbing kid
Who's like those forty thieves
He's a little Malfoy
Little Malfoy
He's a little Malfoy
Little Malfoy
Run, run Mudbloods
Run, run Mudbloods
Run, run Mudbloods
Run, run Mudbloods
He won't save no one
And following after Voldie
At a frightening pace
With Dumbledore and Potter
Right up in his face
His dad was one
Under the hooded cloaks
And he wants to be someone
Not just another dope
He's a little Malfoy
Little Malfoy
He's a little Malfoy
Little Malfoy
Well a way down stairs
Where the air is cold
There's a kid who lives there
Who's got a lot of gold
And he's got two friends
Who help him bully and brag
He thinks that muggle-loving fools
Are a real big drag
He's a little Malfoy
Little Malfoy
He's a little Malfoy
Little Malfoy
He's a Crisco haired wonder
Followed by two goons
Thinks that scar head and weasel
Are a bunch of loons
With mischievous plots
And unscrupulous deeds
He's a back stabbing kid
Who's like those forty thieves
He's a little Malfoy
Little Malfoy
He's a little Malfoy
Little Malfoy
Run, run Mudbloods
Run, run Mudbloods
Run, run Mudbloods
Run, run Mudbloods
He won't save no one
And following after Voldie
At a frightening pace
With Dumbledore and Potter
Right up in his face
His dad was one
Under the hooded cloaks
And he wants to be someone
Not just another dope
He's a little Malfoy
Little Malfoy
He's a little Malfoy
Little Malfoy