A/N hey first true story here by sen and sheeny (sheeny: i only torture cause i care^_^) first no flames plz
and Naruto do the honers
Naruto: no i what ramen
throws ramen at Naruto
Sen: do it
Naruto: Sen and Sheeny no own Naruto
Naruto New Faces
6 mothes ago
"WHO THE HELL JUST HIT ME! YOUR DEAD CURSE YOU TO HELL AND THE BEYOND!" says the idiot with short, spiky white hair. Looking at him now I see he has blood trickling down his face that ripped through his dank, dumb mask. He looks approximately 3feet 10inches, he looks pretty weak and scrawny and short compared to me. Black thin stretchy tank top, stupid baggy shorts that look to big for him that have streaks of red looking stripes(he'll be dead in two seconds wearing that).
From a tree jumps down a girl. Her hair is crimson blood red. (God what does that girl do. Dump her head in a bucket of blood each morning). Her skin is tan. Her clothes are so weird. Her shirt looks like a fricken dress good thing she's wearing shorts that are pitch black. Around her neck is a silver sword on a thin chain (that's the only cool thing about her).
"WHERE THE HELL DO YOU GO OFF AND THROW SHIRIKEN AT PEOPLE." God how rude that's what I was thinking but instead I commented. "Idiot's who don't know how to move away when a shiriken is aimed at you. Sorry by the way I was practicing. So do me a favor and SHUT UP"
" THAT'S IT! I DON'T CARE IF YOU'RE A GIRL! I'M KICKEN YOUR ASS." That's when I jumped up about five feet high and threw kunai at her.
"Really lame. That's the best you can do?" I sprint and jump to meet his gaze before I sock him in the gut with my knee. I glide down as the fool is pushed a few feet away.
"Cough, cough. Pretty good Red. But not good enough. I admit your good for a girl but seriously you're going down. Multie shadow shirkin jutsu." Three dozen shirikin go flying past me and barrels toward her. DANG! Only three hit her, one on each arm and one stuck in her right side, blood spills down her side.
"Oh! You're dead now!" I scream, and tackle him. Everything gets blurry, dust surrounds us, arms and legs get tangled. When the dust dispurts, I'm on top of him with a kunai. "Three things. One you're an idiot. Two you shouldn't throw shirikins at people, and three for this little fiasco you owe me lunch." I got up on my feet on the side of him and gave out my hand. "Get up, Baka"
"Ok, first I'm not a Baka, second you started this by throwing a shirikin first, and third, ugh. Fine I'll buy you lunch, but only because you beat me, this time. To ikyraku!
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"So what's your name anyway? Better question, what the heck are you? Cause normally people don't have blood red hair."
"Alright, alright, my name is Mako, Riashi, but I gave myself the name Luna. Now before I die of boredom tell me your name."
"I'm Sen, Sen Hatake, Sen the white shadow of Konoha"
"White shadow? More like the white Rat of Konoha. So now it's my turn to ask the questions. WHY the HECK were you yelling at me why I was training?"
"Cause you threw a shirikin at me and ripped my lovely mask. Now that I think about it you owe me a new one. So pay up Baka"
"Well excuse me for training, and it's your fault for being in front of my target, and I am not a Baka, you should have dodged it anyway Mr. Shadow"
"Wait that was your giant target? I thought it was leftover from the Chunin exams?"
"Nope that was My target, and You got in my way, so I owe you nothing."
"Fine let's get ramen already, and just so you know the only reason you were able to pin me down was because I didn't have my Senbon."
"Oh I see, so basically you're a smart mouth rat who doesn't know how to adapt to situations."
"Shut up! Let's just get our ramen and go."
We enter the restaurant, steam leaving the building. In the front of the stand, a boy with spiky, blond hair. In an orange jumpsuit, scarfing down, bowls and bowls of ramen (darn him). We approach the owner of the restaurant and the kid with goofy goggles.
"Yo Sen, how are ya. I think we found someone of who can beat your record of ramen eating!"
"No way he can beat me. I shall make him beg on his knees to my awesome might."
"Oh this is gonna be good, I got 10 ryos on the kid with the stupid goggles."
The kid with the goggles turns around, his face disoriented with ramen stringing down his mouth
"WHO'S GOGGLES YOU CALLIN STUPID YOU RED HAIDED WEIRDO!"
Now that I get a good look at him he looks even goofier then I ever thought possible. On his face are little whisker marks, aww and look he has big blue eyes, reminds me of a classic baby.
"Holy shit, he has whisker marks too."
Sen Then pulls down his stupid ripped mask. And I thought I saw everything, Senny has three whiskers on each side of his face. Lovely he has whiskers to match those freaky, violet purple eyes. (And I thought blue eyes was bad, he looks so girly, the both of them hahaha. I see why he keeps a mask on.
"Oh! I see now, you are not a big, stupid rat, but a big, stupid CAT!"
"NEKO! NEKO! You freaky MAAKA!"
"FINE, YOU'RE A BIG, BIRD-THIN NEKO"
Then Naruto step's in
"Hey what about my fricking goggles, they're awesome!"
Next ichiraku cuts in
"Um you kids want something to eat or not?"
"Of course give me 100 bowls of miso ramen and 50 bowls of beef"
"Wow Sen I'm impressed, didn't think a skinny wimp like you could eat so much ramen, by the way your drooling neko. Okay, I'll get ten bowls of beef, five bowls of chicken, and one bowl of plain rice. Hope you got money you lame excuse for a cat."
"Neko, dammit! I said neko."
Ichiraku kindly cuts in. "Alright step right up for your ramen."
We eat, we chat and apparently the kids name is Naruto. He doesn't seem so bad, although he's completely dense and arrogant like Sen. If only they had brains.
6 months later
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"And so the shirikin and kunai are the most dangerous weapons used in close combat and throwing…"here we go again, stupid Sen sleeping during class, idiot.
"AND SEN STOP SLEEPING RIGHT NOW!" As iruka throws a book at Sen.
In three, two, one"AHHHHH, don't kill me Mako!"
I smile "having nightmares again. What is it this time?"
"You know damn well what it is. Every time you practice genjuistu, on me I have nightmares for weeks you crazy Maka!"
Sasuke: God why can't this fool just die quietly.
Hinata: Naruto is so cute
Kiba: What the heck is he so scared of, wait maybe I don't want to know
Shikamaru: How troublesome
Momo: poor poor Sen, why can't I do that, guess I'll have to try harder
Naruto: Ramen, ramen, ramen, pranks, sakura, ramen, stupid sasuke, ramen
Sakura: Sasuke-kun yay, stupid Naruto, curse him
Ino: You go Mako, show him who's boss
Shino: Interesting observation of my classmates, Mako seems strong willed, and deadly, Sen seems to be an idiot (not a big surprise)
Choji: hmm Lunch, lunch
Deidara: Can't wait to make a painter of this so I can blow it to pieces un
Iruka: Why do I always get stuck with the weirdoes, at least naruto isn't the one getting killed by girls
"OW, ow, hey that hurts, YOWWWWWW!"
"If it hurts so much, you shouldn't have ticked me off and interrupted the class." Yay, hit him here, hit him there, hit him everywhere. I sing as I hit him with my giant fan
"Where the hell did you get that fan"
"Do you want to know?"
"Yes!"
"Ok. Torture room jutsu" And appears a mystical doorway, and where I dragged baby Sen in to the room. "Bye bye"
"Ahhhhhhhhh! NOOOOOOOOO! Wait where did you get the wolves! Owwwwww! That's my leg dammit! Nooo! Don't take my mask, my precious mask! Waaaaaaahhh ahhhh!"
I toss him out of my door, where he lands with a thump on iruka's desk, as I walk quietly back to my desk.
Kiba: oh that's why he's so scared of her. Note to self, never tick her off
Hinata: Naruto-kun is so cute
Shikimaru: - troublesome. I wonder if she's good at Go
Shino- unknown ability observed, do not make angry to individual Mako, will obtain high injuries if do (Basically he's scared shitless of her)
Naruto: ram-oh shit she's scary as hell, ram- Ahh double shit I didn't do my homework, ramen
Choji: I think I lost my appetite, oh wait there it is
Ino: You go girl, kill him, kill him
Momo: wait that's my job dammit. Wait Sens getting hurt yay
Sasuke: I want to learn it then I'll kill both my brother and Naruto
Deidara: this is one of the few paintings I won't destroy
Iruka: Ouch, don't wanna go in there, maybe I'll let her teach for me. I wonder who taught her the jutsu; I'll finally be able to teach Naruto to pay attention
"Mako can you please bring Sen to the nurse's office? Please…"
My eyes shot up staring at iruka. My smile fades and all you can see is hate and fire pouring from out of my eyes. That is until Kiba comes from behind me and dumps a bucket of water on my head. The only thing I hear is Sen.'s faint snickering, I glare at his puny body and his bruised face, there's silence within the background. And he knows exactly what's coming "torture room jutsu "
"Run like a bitch jutsu" (OH nooooooo!) Kiba gets a kick in the gut screaming "Damn you Sen! Take me with you!"
"HELL NO! YOU"RE ON YOUR OWN. YOU SHOULDN'T HAVE DUMPED WATER HER HEAD" Poof! Stupid Sen! He disappeared, he runs really fast doesn't he? "Sigh, I guess KIBA will have to do "
"NO, NO, NO, NOOOOO! Help meeeeee"
(SKY VIEW OF KONOHA)
"NO the cat is eating my liver!"
Momo: that's my brother! Let me torture him too!
Two weeks later
"Man I'm so fricken bored! No work. No Sen or Kiba to torture. Idiots probably skipping and hiding in Kiba's basement.
(Scene change)
Kiba's basement
"Sen is the bad lady gonna find us"
"I sure as hell hope not, cause if she does, you're on your own."
"Damn you Sen!"
"Kiba, when facing demons like Mako, it's survival of the fittest, and lucky for me I know how to run."
Back in the classroom.
Hm. I'll bet Sen is making fun of me; I'll kill him after school. Ugh I'm so bored, nothing to do, huh?
Lunch
I see a girl from my class under the large shady oak tree, looks like she's either reading or staring at something, I turn towards the direction, she's staring at Naruto, oh my god, is she into him? I quietly walk towards her with my lunch, and gingerly sit next to her. She looks into my hazel eyes and goes "eep." "Hi" I manage. She seems scared; I'm not surprised I look weird.
"H-hello, nice to meet y-you." Aww so cute. Is she shy? I smile at her, and hug her; she burns bright cherry red "w-w-what are you d-doing?"
"Your so cute hinata-chan. I feel like I found a long lost sister. And I couldn't resist hugging you." I let go of her and stood up, I turn around and finally locate Sen and oh ho and kiba too?
"Kiba why'd your mom make us go to school, now mako will kill us!" Kiba's face goes ghost white, and then runs with his tail between his legs, all while akamaru trots over to Ma- Ma- Mako! Wait maybe if I keep quiet and she won't notice me. Please Kami-sama, don't let the bad red-haired demon girl find and kill me. I like my life; I at least want one more bowl of ramen before I go into my grave.
"Aww hi Akamaru! You being a good little puppy." I scratch his ears and look at the trail that was left behind by Kiba. Ha look at your master run away; he is so selfish leaving you behind. Poor baby."
Oh thank god she hasn't seen me. Wait why does she have chains on her? I run away while screaming "Nooooooooooo! Kiba come back here and take my place instead! I don't want to die, I'm too handsome. And every time she ruins my mask, my uncle practices chidori on me!"
"What'd you say before 'survival of the fittest"
"Damn you Kiba using my own words against me! When I'm done with you you'll be kibble! That is if you survive mako's torture tower jutsu! She hasn't perfected it yet but it still hurts, I was stuck in the hospital for weeks you jerk. You will die wahahahahah! Ahhhhhhhh! My legs don't bend that way! Why do you torture me?
"You are such a cry baby. I didn't even do anything but tie you up you stupid weak excuse for a neko. Relax I'm in too a good a mood to kill, I just want you to meet my new friend. So do me a favor and SHUT UP!"
Why must she hurt me so? She's obviously lying to place me into a false set of security; I will NOT FALL to the demon.
"Here this is my stupid, ego maniac cat friend Sen, stupid Neko meet Hinata-chan.
"Neko! Neko dammit! Wait huh? Who is this?"
I hit him with my fan. "This is Hinata Hyuga."
"H-HY-HYUGA! (GOES INTO SUPER CHIBI FORM) WAAAA HIDE ME MAKO-SAMA. DON'T LET THE SCARY HYUGA COME AND TAKE ME AWAY! SHE'LL USE MY EYES AS PING-PONG BALLS!" As Sen. comes running behind me clutching my pants.
"Aw don't worry Sen, I'm gonna help her." I grin mischievous. And Sen. Starts crying on my pants… gross.
"Waaaaa Mako-chan why are you such a demon? You're so evil to let me die and you help?" Then he goes from crying to sobbing sigh. God why does he have to be the sobbing, wimpy girl, curse his stupid chibi form. Now he's a baby chibi.
"god control yourself you stupid cat, I was only kidding. No need to turn all chibi on me!" As if on cue Negi-san comes up with a bag. What the?
"Hinata-sama, Hishi-sama told me to give you your lunch… here."
"t-thank you negi-nii san."
"Weird right Sen? Sen?" I turn around to find him in a chibi grave with flowers on the ground. "What flowers are those?" I smile and kneel at the grave. "Dang I may hate Negi-san for how he acts to hinata-chan but heck, if this scares you so much I'll have to improve my torture room jutsu. Aww he's really not dead." He pops up back into human form, clutching his head "AHHHHHHHHH! Oh it's only you make, I guess now you want to know why I'm so fricken scared of Hyugas?"
"No I just think it's funny" I punch him on the arm.
"Ow damn you Mako! Anyway my mom's clan comes from the village hidden in the mist. They had a blood line trait called kagashin, it is supposable the strongest eye, legend says that the Hyugas combined with the uchias had almost completely decimated my clan. My mom's grandmother was the only survivor. She migrated here in konoha, where she met her husband a Hatake, and here I am today. The only user of the kagashin. You will bow before me muhahahaha!" I unconsciously kick Sen.
"Mako this isn't the time for you to be napping you stupid red head demon." Sen dumps water over my head. "Ahhh curse you Sen! Torture room jutsu!"
"Ahhhh no Mako!..."
A/N
reviews plz
Mako belongs to sheeny
Mako: don't flame or else you end up in the Torture room