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Chapter 1: Anger Management? Bah.

"So, Zeus."Hera said.

"What the Hades do you want now?"he screamed, somewhat pissed off at his wife.

"I think you need anger management, dear."Hera said coolly. A devilish smile was on her face.

"Shut the Hades up!"he yelled back.

"Let us control our-"she was cut off by an outburst from Zeus.

"Control your face you son of a Hades!" Disbelief crossed Hera's face.

"You just called me a what?"Hera screamed murderously. Their faces were a few inches apart. Static electricity seemed to cross the gap between their eyes.

"A son of a Hades? Oh wait... My mistake. Ummm...AHA! You are a daughter of Hades! Finally got that grammar"he shouted as if he was the revolutionary thinker of the century.

"I'll put you next to Einstein for that!she screamed.

"Whoa. I must be smart."

"No you dumb son of a Hades! I mean that I'm gonna send you to the grave like all the other dead dudes that I killed!"

"Wait...so we're siblings now."his face became an expression of horror. "And we are married? Ew." Hera just facepalmed. Zeus could be such a dimwit sometimes.

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"Just send me to hell,"Hades groaned, clutching his forehead in obvious pain. An Iris Message showed him Hera and Zeus's argument. Then he realized he was in hell... king of it. Sometimes, being a god wasn't as great as you thought. For one, you couldn't commit suicide.

" Can't you use hell? AM I THAT EVIL?"he screeched.

"Yeah."Persephone replied. Hades glared at her.

"I didn't ask your opinion you *** *** ******** ***** ************!"She just smiled at him.

"Try anger management."Persephone smirked, she knew she just struck a dissonant chord on Hades. Because the string snapped.

"Do you think you can come down here and tell me how to live my life? Anger management is for people like that hothead Zeus. I refuse to associate myself with him!"

"A few corrections. First, I didn't come here. You dragged me here. Second, I didn't tell you how to live your life. Just a suggestion, and last, you'd better get used to hearing people curse with your name. Cause I think Percy is about to get a little mad at Annabeth." Hades moaned in despair. He would have to survive an hour of anger management. With Mr.'I have the biggest ego in the world'(as in Zeus) While having his name use as a curse word. Utter torture. And a whole three thousand six hundred seconds of it.

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