Chapter 1
Within the walls of the Hidden Village of the Leaves lives a hidden demon among the lives of the good people. "(yawn) Uh… wh-what time is it!! O no I'm gonna be late for the groups sign in! If I don't make it I won't be in a ninja squad!!" As he raced down to the school, right behind him was almost half of the students running to get to class. "The boy with a huge turtle neck and glasses is Shino Aburame. The girl with the short blue hair who looks shy is Hinata Huuyga. Next the guy with the dog down his shirt is Kiba Inuzuka. And the dude holding the bag of chips is Choji Akimichi. Shikamaru Nara is the one who looks depressed and looks like he doesn't give a care. The most annoying girl is Ino Yamanaka she is the one with the long blond hair. Oh… sorry and my name is Naruto Uzumaki! Most people call me the greatest hero of our village!"
"More like the dumbest hero of our village!" replied Ino. Soon they made it to class. The bell rang and just as I came in I fell and…EW! …I accidentally kissed Sasuke Uchiha!
"NARUTO!! You better have a good explanation for kissing Sasuke!!"
"That screaming angel was Sakura Haruno! I bet she totally loves me."
"What was that!?"
"Uh… Someone help me!"(Naruto has blood all over him!)
"Okay class, settle down! We have a new student. Please come in now" As the door opened suspense filled. Everyone was wondering whether if it would be a boy or girl? Ugly or pretty? Funny or Boring? And the most important question is which squad they will be in?"
"Class please welcome Hana Misaki."
"Uh… um… H-hello I'm very honored to be in this class" Then she sat down. Later the groups were assigned but my squad was the only one with four people since Hana entered this school so late.
"Report back to the training area at exactly 5 o'clock to find your sensei." The next day we went to the training area and found our sensei sleeping on the floor.
"Is he dead?" asked Naruto.
"Stupid! He's just sleeping!" yelled Sakura. Her scream woke him up. "Huh? W-w-where the hell am I?! And where the fuck is my book!" Their sensei seems to be a little drunk.
"Hey! Are you Kakashi sensei?" asked Naruto.
"Who the fuck is Kakas… O wait that's me!"
"Kakashi sensei is this, the book you were looking for?" asked Sasuke.
"(Girlish screams)"bless your heart son!
"That's Sasuke for you, the most coolest person you'll ever find!" Kakashi sensei led us to a cliff looking down on the ocean.
"Let's start by introducing yourselves."
"My name is Sakura Haruno. I'm 13 years old. My interests are looking ate Sasuke, dreaming of Sasuke, being with Sasuke! My hobbies are Sasuke, Sasuke, and Sasuke!! And my dislikes are NARUTO, fattening food, NARUTO, INO (pig), NARUTO, work out videos, and NARUTO! And my goal is to marry Sasuke! OH Shit! Did I just say that out loud?"
"Well let's skip over to Sasuke since Naruto seems to be a little depressed. Maybe he is just drunk you know about 1,000 teens die from driving and drinking! In my days people would get high and nothing would happen just a couple of drunk friends playing duck, duck goose in the street."
"My name is Sasuke Uchiha. I am 13 years old. My interests are nothing for you to know. I have no hobbies. I hate everything and everyone. My goal is to avenge my clan and kill a certain someone. (And get high when I turn 21 years old!)"
"Hmm… let's see Naruto, now it's your turn."
"My name is Naruto Uzumaki. I'm 13 years old. My interests are ninja training. My hobbies are naming and recording different ramen. I like instant ramen in a cup. I hate SASUKE! And my goal is to be Hokage!"
"Um what a big goal." whispered Kakashi sensei," I guess we have one more. You can go now."
"My name is Hana Misaki. I'm 11 years old. My interests are anything in the nature. My hobbies are I guess drawing and singing. I like to explore new areas. I don't really hate anything. My goal is… I don't really want to say it. Sorry." Kakashi sensei threw a kunai knife at the tree behind Hana. Out came some scared boys from class that were apparently spying on Hana.
"Hey you little pervs get lost!" Sakura screamed in anger.
"So apparently I get the interesting squad this time! I wonder how this will turn out. I guess I just have to wait and see. For some reason I have a feeling that Hana Misaki is hiding something important from me. Who is she?" questioned Kakashi to himself.