These type of stories are done by other authors for different TV shows, and I haven't see one done yet for Law and Order SVU, so these are my own little short stories based off of a quote. If you review and say that you want more, I will write more of these. If that were to happen though, be warned that I am a usually an incredibly slow updater so it will be a long wait until the next story. Please R & R!

Oh yeah, the disclaimers: Dick Wolf and NBC own Law and Order SVU, and all of its characters and plots and stories except for the stuff that I make up. He's awesome

It was a slow evening in the precinct, and since every one finished all their work for the day, there was an air of calmness and quietness in the room. Elliot, Olivia, and Fin were really bored, so they decided to play cards.

Elliot took out the deck that he kept in his desk and bent the pile of cards into his palms to shuffle it. Everyone thought that it was interesting to watch, because he had the card-shuffling-skills of a casino card dealer. Finally, after a minuet or two, when he was content with the diversity of the cards in the deck, he dealt them. 5 cards went to the people sitting all around him, except Munch, who refused to play. Munch thought that card games were stupid, and had to intervene with his irritating comments, like he always did when they played poker.

"Once again, I see you want to play that stupid game. This is not casino, so what's the point? You don't even have poker chips or money to make it realistic. I mean, who would be dumb enough to remember that erasers represent one hundred dollars, paper clips one thousand dollars, and little post-it balls represent 50 dollars? Also, I see that you all obviously stink at poker, so it's just annoying to watch. Jeez!"

Elliot snickered. "Apparently you, moron! Will you please just leave us alone? I wouldn't tick of a man with my lack of anger management skills! You never know what would happen to you."

Fin just rolled his eyes and concentrated on his cards. He really wanted to say something, but he kept it in his head. Munch did the same thing all the time, so it was not worth causing problems.

"Dammit, I have a loser for partner. He can't shut his annoying-ass mouth for two second so that we could have fun! With him spitting out conspiracies and other garbage all the time, it really ticks me off. Oh, well, I'll just ignore him- SHIT!"

Fin had just lost all of the money he bet, and it was scooped up into the outstretched arms of Olivia. She grinned and put it in her pile.

"Ha, looks like I'm finally winning something for once!"

She was excited, because she usually lost every single game that they played. Every Single Game. It wasn't even funny anymore. Then she would get pissed and quit before she went completely broke. All her money went to Elliot, and then she would storm off.

However, today Liv was on a winning streak. Every hand was won by her. She was on a roll, and there was no stopping her.

"I suppose that I can't storm off and call it quits," Questioned Elliot, after he lost yet again.

Olivia turned in his direction. "You can only do that if you lose every game like me! You win every other time we play. If you are going to quit though, could you shut up Munch over there? HE WON'T STOP TALKING!"

Munch was usually like this, but he had been consecutively talking for the whole game, commenting things that were not only mean, but retarded too. Elliot and Fin were pissed because of the fact that they kept getting beat by Olivia, so they had extremely heightened nerves, and they agreed with her.

Fin threw down his losing hand and stood up.

"Yeah! Let's get that scrawny asshole! I've had enough of him! Elliot, get the tape!"

Elliot reached into his drawer and pulled out a roll of duct tape. He viciously ripped off a long piece of it with his teeth and held it up.

"What do you want me to do with this? Elliot asked.

Olivia reluctantly placed her cards on the table too. It was upsetting her that they had to stop playing, but something had to be done. She got up, walked over to Elliot and whispered in his ear what the tape was for. He grinned like the devil and rubbed his hands together.

"That's a perfect idea," He cackled. He then started walking over to Munch, with Olivia and Fin right behind him. Munch looked up at the advancing group.

"What's wrong guys?" He asked. Those were that last words that he said before they attacked him.

Munch was in a daze. The speed and efficiency of their blitz attack was amazing. He was now bound to his chair, his hand taped to his sides and his mouth covered by a long piece of duct tape. No matter how hard he tried to talk, the words wouldn't come out because he couldn't move his mouth. He looked up at them in alarm. "Why did they do that?" He wondered.

Olivia looked down at Munch's hurt, confused eyes. She felt sympathy for him, and thought that they had hurt him.

"Hey, Munch, are you okay?" She turned to Elliot. "Did we hurt him? I just wanted to teach him a lesson!"

Elliot answered her. "Nah, he's tough. The only thing that we hurt was his ego. He'll be fine."

"Oh okay then, I just want to do one last thing before Fin lets go of his legs. Wait right there!"

Olivia ran to her desk and pulled out a blue marker. She then jogged back to Munch, uncapped it, and wrote something on his face.

"Tah da! There, this will teach him a lesson! Come and look everyone!"

Both men turned around, read what she wrote, and cracked up. "Holy crap, that shit's funny!" Howled Fin.

On Munch's face, Olivia had wrote OUR FAVORITE CONSPIRACY THEORIST in letters big enough to read from a distance, but small enough to fit nicely across his face.

Elliot held up a mirror that he had found (in his desk, of course), and showed Munch what Olivia had wrote. He looked at the writing and glared at her. All of the sudden, Fin let go of his legs, and Munch slammed them on the ground to get Cragen's attention from in his office.

Cragen had been quietly finishing up some of his largely accumulated pile of paper work when he heard the bang. He jumped up from his desk ran out of his office, only to see three of his best detectives surrounding a tied up Munch, with satisfied looks on their faces. Olivia was holding her marker, Elliot the mirror, and Fin the duct tape roll. It was obvious to him who had tied up Munch, and no matter how funny what Olivia wrote on his face was, he was mad that they had done that.

"Untie him, now! Why did you tie him up? You could have hurt him!"

Munch got up from the chair as soon as Fin and Elliot had cut his bonds, and turned towards the three of them. "What did I do? Why did you write that on my face?" Olivia stifled a laugh. "It wasn't funny Olivia! I demand and explanation!" He crossed his arms, continuing to glare at them.

Fin walked up to him and patted his arm. "Sorry Munch, but some very wise dude once said: Silence is golden, but duct tape is sliver. I happened to agree with him, and we wanted to teach you that you can really piss people off once in a while. I bet the others are sorry too though. Right guys?"

Olivia and Elliot looked at Munch, genuinely sorry, and said "Sorry." Munch, after a minuet of thought, said, "Oh, its okay. Just tell me next time!"

They all had made up, and were about to leave when Fin turned to Munch.

"Hey, Munch?"

"Yeah?"

"What Olivia wrote wasn't funny, it was hilarious! I just wanted you to know that."

With that being said, Fin walked away, jacket in hand.

Munch looked at Fin's retreating form and just sighed.

"Jerk," he muttered, before he ran up to catch up to him."

The Quote Was: "Silence is Golden, but duct tape is silver" I found it on someone's profile.

Okay, so that was my first quote story for Law and Order SVU! Please Review, and tell me if you liked it, I'm open to criticism. Sorry for beating up Munch, but he is annoying sometimes. Also, if you find any mistakes, please comment them in your review. Thank you! Once again, if you tell me you want more, I will write more! Also, comment more possible quotes that I can use for inspiration SVU Rules!

-LaoevanSVU