Rating: K+

Disclaimer: The characters do not belong to me; they belong to Fox Broadcasting Company. This is an uncommercial fan fiction.

Summary: "Hey Scully, there's a vote for the hottest woman in the Bureau now…"

Miss FBI

Dana Scully stepped in to her basement office. She was surprised that Mulder was already there.

"Hi Scully," he greeted her with a huge smile.

"Hi, you're early today. Do we have a new case?" Scully asked, putting her cup of hot coffee down on the table.

"No, but I have interesting news for you," Mulder grinned, twirling his hair with a yellow pencil.

"Aliens come to visit us today?"

"I hope so," he smiled, "I just hear news from agent Smith today…"

"Jack?" Scully cut in.

"Jack Smith, violent crimes…"

"Yeah, I know him. What's the news?"

"Have you noticed the strange manner of the female agents in the past few days? The make up, wearing nice clothes and how they keep smiling everytime…"

"No, I haven't," Scully shook her head.

"Oh you should, Scully, because there's a vote for the hottest woman in the Bureau now…"

"I don't care, Mulder, I'm not in mood today," Scully said, taking a gulp of her coffee.

"Ok, but I haven't told you about the reward yet…" Mulder winked.

"What is it?"

"The winner will have a dinner with the handsome A.D. Skinner…"

"God bless her!" Scully chucked.

"I'm just kidding," he laughed. "The winner gets a 7-day trip to Hawaii for 2 people."

"Oh, nice prize, but I don't care, Mulder," Scully shrugged.

"You don't care because you don't think you would ever win. But don't worry, you will always have a vote from me," he teased her.

"What?" Scully raised her eyebrows.

"You heard it Scully," Mulder smirked.

"Wanna bet?"

"Are you sure, Agent Scully? I'm just worried about your feelings when you lose," Mulder put his pencil to the table, he still teasing her.

"If I win, you have to pay for my lunch for one month," Scully crossed her arms.

"Ok! But If I win, I kiss you."

Scully paused.

"Haha! Your expression was priceless," Mulder laughed out loud.

"Hmm…" Scully cleared her throat.

"C'mon Scully, I'm just kidding! If you lose, you have to tidy my apartment for one month, Ok?"

"One month? Can I take the kiss instead?"

Mulder paused.

"Haha, I'm joking Mulder!"

"Ok, then tidy my room for 2 weeks!"

"Deal!" Scully nodded.

"G-woman, you will regret this!" Mulder smirked.


Next morning.

Agent Jack Smith was talking with his friend and bumped into Scully.

"Oh my God, I'm sorry," he said immediately.

"It's Ok! Good morning Agent Smith," Scully smiled sweetly.

"Oh… Good… good morning agent Scully…" Jack mumbled.

"Have a nice day," she said as she winked and walked away.

"Oh my God!" Jack dropped his jaw, "Steve, is that Ice Queen Scully?"

"Yeah…" Steve stood in shock too.

"I thought she would slap my face when I bumped into her… but… did you see her smile? She's gorgeous!"

"Jack… what's her full name? I will vote for her."

"Dina…? Dane…? No… Dana! Yes, Dana Scully!" Jack yelled.

Jack and Steve were dreaming about the beautiful redhead, they didn't notice that Mulder heard their conversation. His eyes opened widely, "God, I'm not gonna lose!"

A/N: The idea about this story came to me all of a sudden. Do you like it? Tell me please ;P And thank my beloved beta reader Heather :X